* 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘 ╱ 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 .

under construction

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if anyone still wants to rp hmu @glcssed !

[carsonhqs]

welp.

[tvandfilm]

Peaky Blinders (2013- )

The main thing is, you bunch of fuckers, despite the provocation from the cavalry, no fighting!

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[hardytoms]

[carsonhqs]

@sagestm

[giflinsky]

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[carsonhqs]

* 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆

    *  𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚  :  .  .  .  i  didn’t  roll  into  practice  late  again  ?  it  wasn’t  my  fault  this  time  ,  i  couldn’t  find  my  sneakers  .  but  he’d  get  me  to  clean  it  out  anyway  .  .  .  team  bonding  or  some  shit  .       *  𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚  :  might  fuck  around  &  bring  it  anyway  .  lil  man  can’t  be  possessed  ,  but  maybe  he’s  a  voodoo  doll  ,  we  can’t  be  certain  .     *  𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚  :  c’mon  dude  you  know  i  have  the  memory  of  a  goldfish  .  plus  ,  i  thought  you  would’ve  passed  on  the  message  to  your  ENTOURAGE  ,  you  got  pretty  much  every  girl  on  campus  in  your  body  count  .  i’ll  send  a  few  snaps  ,  don’t  you  worry  .  your  knight  in  shining jordans  coming  to  the  rescue  😇

carson  :   dude, i've never in my fucking life seen someone lose their sneakers and keys as much as u do. carson  :   no wonder coach lays these punishments on u. he's waiting for u to get a clue. carson  :   voodoo doll u say ? in that case, bring him on. i wanna try something :))) carson  :   bitch, that's the problem. guess they'll fuck me, but not fuck with me -- ya feel ? carson  :   u sure u can find ur jordans or am i gonna have to make u clean my room next 😜

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* 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒂

𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑎  :  i  have  more  important  things  to  do  ? 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑎  :  but  i  can  be  persuaded 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑎  :  what  is  there  for  me ?

carson  :   like what ? carson  :   come on, alina, i've got a body shot with your name on it. carson  :   don't u have some revenge u wanna serve or somethin' ? carson  :   it's 100% proven that allowing me to lick salt off of ur cleavage will help carson  :   science doesn't lie

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* 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒋𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚

jenny :    oh wow  ??  *pretends to be shocked *

jenny :  excuse you … it doesn’t take a second to look this good 

jenny :  fine i’ll come naked then .

carson  :   come how ? carson  :   ur not coming naked to this party carson  :  if u wanna strip, u might as well sneak in the back and head straight up to my room.

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[carsonhqs]

* 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆

     *  𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚  :  bro  you  KNOW  i  wish  i  was  there  .  .  .  who  let  me  agree  to  cleaning  out  coach’s  garage  this  weekend  ?      *  𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚  :  only  mildly  redeeming  part  is  i  found  this  doll  that  looks  identical  to  me  .  .  .  i’ll  bring  it  back  for  u  ,  he  can  be  my  stand  in  when  i  miss  parties  :(      *  𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚  :  why  are  you  snapping  me  ,  tho  ?  go  chug  a  beer  bong  or  get  laid  or  something  ,  man

carson  :   tf are u cleaning his garage for ? carson  :   don't tell me he's making u do that for rolling into practice late...again carson  :   bro. u know how i felt after annabelle. don't bring that creepy shit into this house. carson  :   it would seem our social chair forgot to send the formal invite to, i don't know, every fucking sorority on campus. carson  :   it's a goddamn sausage fest, sage. fix it

[carsonhqs]

* 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒚𝒏

𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒚𝒏  :  um  i  don’t  know  ….  

𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒚𝒏  :  theres  this  thing  called  studying  ?  thats  what  i’m  doing

𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒚𝒏  :  stfu

carson  :   did i miss the memo ? carson  :   when tf did everyone start skipping mixers for the library ? carson  :   come &  make me

[htgawmsource]

[carsonhqs]

@carolinasfm

[jakeyjohnson]

[carsonhqs]

* 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒋𝒂𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆

𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊  :  well  then  ryan  reynolds  would  be  my  keeper  and  not  u  ,  so  thank  u  and  have  a  nice  day  sir 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊  :  is  it  so  hard  to  believe  that  i  don’t  wanna  be  around  a  bunch  of  dumb  drunk  boys  w  big  egos  whose  main  goal  is  to  get  laid  ??   𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊  :  i’m  not  feelin  it  right  now  mr  .  krabs 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊  :  all  my  friends  are cute  tho  who  tf  do  u  think  i  am

carson  :   u think ryan fucking reynolds is hotter than me ? you've lost ur mind. carson  :   it's hard to believe that ur passing up a premium darty to sip wine like ur 40 yrs old carson  :   take ur ass home then and tell ur friends what's up carson  :   senoir citizens need their naps, i hear.