saucin' on you

carter reese – twenty one – san myshuno

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fxnleys.

“can the dry-cleaners get it out? yes, i’m sure they can. but it’s going to cost me a mint and, let me tell you, this jacket is way too expensive already.” it’ll be worth it, of course, but that doesn’t make parting with the simoleons to do so any easier. “i’ll take that address though. i mean, i know i’m gorgeous enough for her man to think twice about who he’s married. that isn’t the issue. i’d rather be blamed for stealing men i’ve actually gotten the chance to sleep with first!”

“of course, of course. i’ve just gotta dig through my wallet for the card, but i’ll definitely give you the address. i mean, i guess that’s a disadvantage. not to go off tangent – but i’m curious. if you were to sleep with anyone famous, who would it be and why? and please don’t tell me it’s ryan gosling.”

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emxrystjohn.

Well that poor girl, though I wonder why her head was stuck in the bars anyway? I mean did she honestly think that she wouldn’t get suck.Common Sense?

You can’t blame the little one for her imagination though. Maybe she thought her Flynn Rider would come – now that I think about it, she did have pretty long hair.

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fxnleys.

“would you judge me if i say that i wish i had seen it? i don’t really like kids and i definitely don’t like public playgrounds but seeing some little girl with her head slathered in butter honestly sounds like a riot. how does that relate to your life, though? do you often feel like a butter headed child?”

“yes, most definitely! when do you not feel like a butter headed child? for real though, i feel like her life is playing out my life – in a metaphorical sense. don’t know what i’m doing with life? get head stuck in play gate. sounds accurate.”

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fxnleys.

he’s forcing a smile on his lips though inside, he’s dying. his precious faux fur coat has suffered and if he doesn’t tell somebody why, he just might explode. “can you believe the nerve of people these days?” he scoffs to the next person he sees, shrugging off the elaborate garment with a delicate shiver. “this woman, right? she comes up to me and throws some godawful red drink all down my front screaming at me that it serves me right for stealing her man. she’s doing this in public, too! now, while that’s totally something i would do, she must have me mistaken for some other gorgeous little brunet who can charm a man into forgetting the ring on his finger. after all, i’ve been a good boy lately, i swear!” probably a debatable point but finn’s sticking to it.

i swear i don’t mean to be laughing, but if you think about it – it’s pretty funny. i’m sorry about your coat though, it’s really pretty. do you think the dry-cleaners can get that out? once i got a terrible wine stain on my favorite blouse and by magic, they were able to fix it. i can give you the address if you’d like? also, i’d rather take that as a compliment if she mistaked you for someone gorgeous enough for her man to leave her. kudos.

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pettyamari.

“nope, i saw none of that. and even if i had i would’ve kept walking. excessive amounts of butter make me gag.”

“the same goes for me and mayonnaise. that stuff disturbs me to no end. i get chills just thinkin’ about it. yikes. at least butter makes things taste better!”

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“did you just see that ?! i can’t believe it. one second i’m walking by the park, contemplating my life – and the next, there’s a little girl screaming and crying ‘my head is stuck! my head is stuck!’ my god, how does that even work? poor thing had her head stuck in between the bars of a plastic gate at the playground. in some ways i can relate that back to my life, you know. but the butter – they had to put that on her head to squeeze her out!”

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AHHHHHH HELLO !!

i can’t even express how excited i am to actually be here & be a part of a sim rp !! i’m erica and i’m a real life sim addict. 

this is my baby carter, she’s a lil bb who’s just trying to figure life out. she’s naive for the most part hence the fact that she – is excitable. she’s also very clumsy, maybe she just never fully understood the concept of walking??? who knows. but i’m v excited to be here and i can’t wait to interact with you all!! 

pls don’t hesitate to hmu via messages if you wanna talk or plot :~)