Carter Whitaker

[stateofblyss]

She told me not to do it.

[carter-whitaker]

Good, now I can say I reinforced what your mother said and she won't yell at me.

What's happening in Easton? I've been a recluse since I got back.

[stateofblyss]

That’s upsetting, go out, drink, dance, make kissy faces with strangers.

[carter-whitaker]

What did your mother tell you about making kissy faces with strangers?

[kayleeshevel]

I was going to say I hate you, but changed my mind. Give me a kiss you fool.

[carter-whitaker]

Since you asked so nicely.

[kayleeshevel]

Did you… reply to my post you disgusting thing?

[carter-whitaker]

I did, just to spite you.

[stateofblyss]

Stop studying, have some fun.

[carter-whitaker]

I don't think I remember what fun is anymore.

[carter-whitaker]

If I have to study anymore tonight I think I might just murder somebody.

[stateofblyss]

If you missed me, you could’ve returned sooner. 

[carter-whitaker]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[stateofblyss]

[carter-whitaker]

I've missed you, Madeline.

[stateofblyss]

[carter-whitaker]

[kayleeshevel]

Hey Wharter, what’s new?

[carter-whitaker]

Maxin', Relaxin', ain't too taxin'. I'm practicing some Andy Williams to serenade Madeline with.

[kayleeshevel]

Damn that Nicholas Cage. He’s a god among men, and not in the good looking way.

[carter-whitaker]

In the 'Potentially the most talented actor who graced the earth' kind of way.

[stateofblyss]

As in Andy Williams, Where Do I Begin?

[carter-whitaker]

I almost forgot Andy Williams existed, thank you for reminding me. I could pull off Where Do I Begin, I think.

[stateofblyss]

Something a little more modern, but slower. Actually, no I take that back. I want Love Story.

[carter-whitaker]

Love Story as in... Taylor Swift, Love Story?

[stateofblyss]

No, what else you got?

[carter-whitaker]

What's tickling your fancy? You feeling something a bit more modern? Something a little more upbeat? Slower?

[stateofblyss]

As much as I adore when you sing Frank, I think you should look into getting new material.

[carter-whitaker]

I'll move onto Deano or Bing Crosby if you want.

[stateofblyss]

I’ve been doing homework all evening and I’m in need of a little break, I need distractions please.

[carter-whitaker]

I'll sing some Frank to you if you want.

[superbas-deactivated20140308]

He drowned in the P.

[carter-whitaker]