HCL aur H2SO4
Himanshu Deshmukh "Acid" x reader
Summary: written for these requests!
Dividers by @uzmacchiato 🩵
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I did take a bit of liberty and changed a bit in requests so I could make a plot out of it. I hope y'all like it!
Engineering was your passion, but for your parents it was the only option you had. Your whole childhood was spent with your head in books instead of playing with other kids socializing. The only interaction you had with kids your age or close were your two brothers. Brothers that taught you everything, including your foul mouth, every Sunday without fail they would enact WWE moves on you. It all made you how ypu were now. It was something you tried to fix so many times, anger management, yoga, you even joined those god awful breathing classes to but all it did was egg you on more.
After getting into engineering college you realized your foul mouth was your shield of not anything from desperate male population who had entered engineering imagining some karan johar movie, college full of pretty ladies. Instead most of girls here were nerds and clearly not interested in ruining their life for a moron from H3, taken, lesbian or unapproachable like you. In your first year a boy had tried to ask you out, rather...crudely. It didn't end well for him, the curse words you threw at him in the middle fo the corridor for his dirty comment, sent a clear message among the masses that you weren't someone to be messed with.
Your department batch didn't have a single girl except you and another girl who was a day scholar and was somehow sick 300 days of the year. It was fucking exhausting being only girl in your class of your department. Most of boys kept their distance out of fear and other out of decency of minding their own business, getting your memo early on. However, that was not the case with your immediate senior batch. Yeah, the batch that had the famous H4 losers. Those idiots thought it was funny that everybody was scared of you and that you'd be an amazing addition to their group. Though you refused to acknowledge but they were your somewhat.....friends. Not only that the new batch, brought a bunch of losers more to join you all. Anni and mummy fit in like a glove. Maya who coincidentally became your roommate, because your old one whom you barely knew ran away with her boyfriend. It somehow worked to bring all of you together.
With acid however it was different. He was the pain in your ass, whatever progress you did to calm your mind or control your words everything somehow vanished the moment you saw him. He egged you on, purposefully acted stupid so you'd scream on him, overall acted like a bitch in the way that made you want to be a bitch in return. The amount of cuss words you threw at him were astonishing. They weren't conventional even, it was as if you were placing ancient spells on him.
You were sitting in the cafeteria with Maya, talking shit about boys and professors.
"Us khusat sharma ki to main-"
"Y/n.."
"Haan haan. Professor sharma ji ki toh main ga*nd marungi, kamina saans tak nahi lene deta. Takla keh raha tha 'its not in my nature to extend deadlines but because your seem...decent, I'll extend it for you, for 24 hours'. Chaubis ghanto mein Mera l*uda likega pura assignment? Kutta man'ne ko hi taiyaar nahi ki sach mein kisi harami ne ne maar liya hai!"
You sigh in defeat. You had worked on that assignment for weeks and when the day finally came in to submit it, it was nowhere to be found.
"Accha sun na, dekh tu gussa nahi karegi tab hi bataungi. Woh H3 mein tumhari batch Karan hai na? Usne mujhe kal date ke liye poocha. Maine mana kiya toh kehne laga ki Geeta aur Malti se baat kar lena, phir mana kar. Warna 'character building' ke liye baar baar tumhe hi yaad karengi"
Your eyes widen in disbelief, not at the threat ofcourse. But at the disbelief. At the audacity that they despite knowing you had Maya under your wing was blackmailing her to date him.
"Lagta iss kutte ka bhi mere haaton marne ka din aa hi gaya-"
"Please y/n maine tujhe pehle kaha tha gussa mat hona. Maine iss liye ye kaha kyunki-"
Her pleadings get cut off my the very asshole you were talking about, walking upto you.
"Kyun maya kya soocha? Abhi toh pehla saal hai, aage bhi yahin rehna-"
Before he could finish his sentence you punched him, your fist connecting with his nose.
"Pagal ho gayi hai kya!? Mujhe-"
"Kutte kya kaha tha tune isse? Geeta se baat kare, Malti se baat kare? Tu mujhse baat kar na harami. Mujhse baat kar!"
You push his chest leading him to fall on the ground. He leans on his elbows, blood trickling from his nostrils. A considerable crowd had formed around you.
"L*vde agar agli baar iski taraf dekha toh aisi jagah laat marungi ki tange haath mein aur gote muh mein milenge. Bh*dva kahin ka"
You swing your leg back to kick him but you're pulled back by someone.
"Are chhod mujhe, aaj ye kutta marega mere haathon. Be apne baap se puch samja!-"
You were dragged to the front of H4. The person who had dragged you, an arm around your waist and palm closing your mouth, muffling the cuss words flowing out of your mouth like a river, plops you down on the stone bench.
You turn around to see acid, well Himanshu. Acid was what everyone called him. You called him Himanshu because he hated it.
"Pehle toh tune mujhe haath kaise lagaya? Uss haaramzade ki haddiyan todni hai mujhe. Kameena dhamki kya de raha hai? Itni himmat hai toh mujhse baat kare-"
Maya along with the loser gang except derek, come running up to you. Maya immediately, takes your hand in hers to check your bruised knuckles.
"Kuch nahi hua mujhe Maya. Agli baar dekha usne teri taraf, toh maa kasam stretcher par hospital jaayega."
Sexa snorts.
"Anni, Maya boyfriend tu hai lekin chedne wale ki band isne baja di. Dekh le kammo kahin teri biwi humare group ke mardni ke saath na bhaag jaye-"
"Abe saale, ek shabd aur, aur maine tere banti ki ghanti thod deni hai samja-"
"Shaant hoja, jansi ki rani. Hogaya ab, aur aage kuch kiya toh rusticate ho jayengi."
Acid chimes in.
"Haan y/n. Thank you mere liye tune ye sab kiya lekin iske wajah se tujhe hi problem ho ye sahi nahi hai." Maya placed a comforting hand on your shoulder.
Mummy pulls out white bandage and ointment from his pocket.
"Jab se woh ungli mein laga tha. Tabse lekar ghoomta hoon."
Mummy and Maya bandaged your knuckles, despite you telling them not to.
"Bas ab meri maa mat ban, Mummy. H4 ki mummy hai yahi kaafi hai."
"Tum log niklo, mujhe isse kuch baat karni hai."
Acid nodded at the group to leave.
"Accha? Ajeeb baat hai, mujhe toh tujhse jaantu bhar baat nahi karni, phir yahan akela khada rehkar kya karega?"
You roll your eyes, getting up to leave with the group that was cautiously retreating.
He holds the wrist of your non injured hand and drags you towards the back of the garden and the abandoned community room.
"Lagta hai tujhe bhi ghoose aur laat khana hai. Haath chhod mera, Himanshu!"
He yanked you towards him until you collided with his chest.
"Acid toh tera naam hona chahiye. Itna bolti hai, aur Aisa bolti hai ki sun kar hi logon ki phatt jaati hai."
You push him away by his chest. Suddenly rendered speechless and awkward from the unexpected closeness.
"Bakwas mat kar, baat kya thi bata aur nikal."
"Tera assignment maine kal tere bag se nikala tha."
"Kya?"
"Dekh main toh mazak kar raha tha, lekin sexa ne bataya ki Sharma ne tujhe le liya tha. Kal de dena usse-"
You land a punch in his stomach.
"Omph! Aree de toh raha hoon wapas, Maar kyun rahi hai?"
"Kutte beech class mein uss Sharma ka bhashan sunna pada mujhe teri wajah se! Kya chull machi thi tujhe? Gaaliyan khaana accha lagta hai kya tujhe?-"
"Gaaliyan toh tu mujhe kitni pyari si deti hai. Kutta, billa, suar, kauva. Ye sab gaaliyan thodi hai."
"Tere liye ye hi kaafi hai lekin agar tujhe sunn ni hai toh main-"
"Sun na. Chai aur bun maska khaane chal, mere saath."
"Kyun dost-vost nahi kya tere, tere najayz baap ke sath ja na. Aur mujhe bun muska nahi pasand. Waise bhi canteen se ghatiya chai maine kabhi nahi chakhi. Tujhe toh chai pasand bhi nahi"
He rolls his eyes, throwing his head back in frustration.
"Toh pastry khilata hoon, chal."
"Itna meherbaan kyun ho raha hai mujhpe? Assignment ki baat hai toh maine ghoosa mar kar badla le liya. Zyada bhala mat ban."
"Tera dimag ghutno mein hai kya? Yahan main tujhe date ke liye poochhne ki koshish kar raha hoon aur tujhe bas bakwas karni hai."
"Haan toh seedha seedha bol na, ye kya chai pilata hoon, bun khilata hoon, kar raha hai."
He throws his hands in air.
"Are ye anni, roz maya ko pastry khilata hai!"
"Toh woh uski girlfriend hai! Main Teri girlfriend thodi hoon."
"Haan toh aisa karegi toh kaise banaunga"
"Oh."
"Haan oh! Muh bandh hi nahi hota tera, zaban aur haath hi chalana aata hai. Tere bhaiyon se milna hai mujhe-"
You yank him down from his collar and practically hit him with your lips on his. You push him away lightly.
"Chocolate pastry aur do. Mera pehle ka bhi kuch baaki hai, woh bhi de dena. Chal."
You hold his hand and drag him towards the canteen. He follows behind with a dazed smile.
Tagging ppl who I found would be interested in this while lurking through chhichore tags. Let me know if you wanna be added or removed!
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