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Carter Moore. Nineteen. I live in Lancaster. Life of the party.

[cartermoore-rp]

What's with all this 'past life' and 'alternate universe' shit?

[lkarensanchez-blog]

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

Hm, right. I’m gonna go with cocky. It fits you. Let’s just hope your dick is as big as your ego.

[cartermoore-rp]

Oh, I can promise you it is.

[10thingsaboutmyself]

[chaz-owens-deactivated20130214]

A girl that was around 10 years old...

Just asked me if I want to be her boyfriend… What.

[cartermoore-rp]

Well, it looks like you could land a chick after all.

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

Um, sure? I can’t tell if you’re really cocky or really confident. Maybe a little bit of both.

[cartermoore-rp]

Well I've been called cocky more than I've been called confident so... Maybe a little bit of both.

[cartermoore-rp]

jane-hepburn replied to your post: why did you ask jane to go for a ride, dawwwgghf?

And you can’t be that much of an asshole.

I think we can agree to disagree on that one.

[cartermoore-rp]

why did you ask jane to go for a ride, dawwwgghf?

Well if I was engaged to her in an alternate universe, there must be something enjoyable about her.

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

Yeah, especially riding you.

[cartermoore-rp]

I agree.

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

Ride you? Okay, sure. But in all seriousness, sure. Yeah.

[cartermoore-rp]

Okay. Sounds great. Both sound great.

[j0rdie-g]

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

What about it?

[cartermoore-rp]

You should ride me. I mean, you should let me take you for a ride sometime.

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

Half.

[cartermoore-rp]

So, about that car sex...

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

Hey, half a virgin.

[cartermoore-rp]

Half?

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

You’re right. I’m more of the get drunk and smoke cigarettes alone. Lancaster’s parties get boring after awhile. They’re all the same.

[cartermoore-rp]

So, you're not much of a prude as I thought, I'll give you that.

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

And why’s that?

[cartermoore-rp]

You just seem like the quiet type. Not very... wild.

[jane-hepburn-deactivated2013021]

Hm, well maybe that’s because I’m not prude?

[cartermoore-rp]

You kinda seem like it, to be honest.