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13/Male/Pro-gamergate Yeah I guess you could say I'm a pretty popular blogger but I try not to act too haughty about it... I deleted an old account on accident with oh, about, 30k followers, again not being arrogant that's just how the cookie crumbles I guess. I'd really appreciate getting the word spread about my remake, I know that my followers probably really miss me not to brag or anything just trying not to let the fans down.

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I swear to fucking white Jesus I’m about to kill my mom 

[einsteinfanclub]

@stangrams make af ucking flight rising so our dragons can FUCKING BREEED

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Fags.

[einsteinfanclub]

i’m sorry cartman? i couldn’t hear you over my TOTALLY AWESOME imperial dragons of whom you will NEVER be allowed to breed with

[cartman2-blog1]

Not surprised that you're into fucking animals now, Kyle. Just disappointed. Pretty cool how you didn't come to the Bowie tribute concert either I guess you were just too busy getting boned by dragons to come pay your respects, that's cool. Not like he's dead or anything. He was like an uncle to me.

[einsteinfanclub]

@stangrams make af ucking flight rising so our dragons can FUCKING BREEED

[cartman2-blog1]

Fags.

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39 and 40

What is this, some kind of pedophile ask? I’m 13.

[cartman2-blog1]

for the tmi thing, all of the numbers with 8 in them

8:OTP?

I don’t know what kind of sick shit you’ve been reading, Kyle, but a quick google search tells me it’s definitely not kosher.

18:Favorite color?

Caucasian.

28:Last thing that made you cry?

Are you taunting me? :/ That’s pretty low, dude, but if you must know it was because of the passing of the great and talented David Bowie, who was like an uncle to me.

38:Last place you were?

That’s private.

48:Last prank call you remember doing?

Hahaha, oh man when I pretended to be a gay phone sex hotline and made all these weird horny fags pay me to grunt into the phone and talk about what I’d do to them. It was hilarious.

[perksofpunkpercy]

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

Jeopardy

Review Games

Kickball

Spirit Week

[infininoodle]

this post is so american I don’t even know what half of these things are

[cartman2-blog1]

What do you think this is? Some kind of French website for French fucks like you? Well it's not.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

[cartman2-blog1]

I’m in tears right now guys. This news about Bowie is so devastating to me and my family... He was like an uncle to me even though he was into all that glam rock shit.. We’re (me and the rest of the cover band) holding a memorial at the 28201 E. Bonanza St. venue sometime this week and tickets are just a mere 25$, it’s all going to the Cartman-Bowie foundation to help those who are grieving in the wake of the death of such an amazing musician and an amazing man. Call my mom to pre order your tickets

[cartman2-blog1]

Water off a duck’s back... Water off a duck’s back...

[einsteinfanclub]

@cartman2

stop lying about being internet famous no one thinks its funny

[cartman2-blog1]

Don’t be fooled friends and followers, these kinds of people tend to enjoy making petty attempts to tarnish the reputations of those of us with higher socioeconomic status than them for a cheap thrill… water off a duck’s back, folks.

[einsteinfanclub]

oh……my god…………..it’s like you’re off in your own goddamn world….

[cartman2-blog1]

Look, Kyle, I'm not looking for an argument today and I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say maybe you're having some hormonal issues or maybe your mom is acting like a gargantuan twat again which wouldn't be a surprise, but I'm honestly just minding my own business and trying to reach out to my former followers. I'm not surprised someone like you would stoop so low as to cyberbully someone for being more famous than you but c'mon dude, you gotta get out of that phase in your life... This is just getting ridiculous.

[einsteinfanclub]

@cartman2

stop lying about being internet famous no one thinks its funny

[cartman2-blog1]

Don't be fooled friends and followers, these kinds of people tend to enjoy making petty attempts to tarnish the reputations of those of us with higher socioeconomic status than them for a cheap thrill... water off a duck’s back, folks.

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maddie asked me to make a cartman blog and i did :~)