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cherryscones

CHRISTOPHE MAKES ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!

#whatd he do

[blows a kiss to my local bank]: for Alexander Hamilton

jupinaprincess

#stan

douxkitten

i want to punch a wall but dont want to shatter my tiny baby fist

bidoof

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

negutivfeadbak

ultrasonicgay

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Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys

You used to get it in your fishnets

so now you only get it in your night dress.

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

woifiecindy

@aliens .....wow now would be such a HORRIBLE time to get beamed up....i mean just the WORST......i mean i’ve got my LOCATION on.....it would be just AWFUL if y’all abducted me....

2sick4school

just-shower-thoughts

The perks of being a pessimist are that you’re either right, or pleasantly surprised.

cartman2-blog1

Not surprised that you’re into fucking animals now, Kyle. Just disappointed. Pretty cool how you didn’t come to the Bowie tribute concert either I guess you were just too busy getting boned by dragons to come pay your respects, that’s cool. Not like he’s dead or anything. He was like an uncle to me.

einsteinfanclub

oh my god, cartman. i love how you just jump to the worst possible conclusion like that. you’d really like it, probably, it’s not about animals FUCKING, which, of course, you would know all about that i’m sure. also: why would i go to anything hosted by you, fatass? i know how to have a good time and you’re not apart of it.

#HE WASNT YOUR UFCKING UNCLE!!!!