I beg for sleep.

I say that I'm trying my best, but at this point I don't even know what my best looks like. Julia, She/Her, 18. I like cartoons, cryptids and buzzfeed unsolved style true crime. (header image by @geezmarty)

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

[lichpire]

Thinking about the greatest bit of all time again.

[angelicguy]

We got in an argument over Seinfeld. He believed Jerry featured qualities of a spider and that Kramer was beelike, something I believed the exact inverse of. The dam broke when he had me stalked and poisoned for 10 weeks

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[amnesiaguy]

of all the stupid things i’ve posted on the internet it’s very baffling and awesome that #mytwig had such a lasting impact. anyway long live #mytwig

[pangur-and-grim]

I like to sing, but it really upsets Pangur and makes her headbutt any part of me she can reach, so now I only do it if I'm trying to entice her into a room

[pangur-and-grim]

they are, she's upset bc she thinks I'm howling in agony

[bonivers]

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[3000s]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[doritofalls]

i think in the case of moral orel's dad i would probably pull an annie wilkes from misery. can not elaborate.

[darkcomedies]

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

[darkcomedies]

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[doritofalls]

daily motivational phrases such as "get your money up get your pussy up" and "we can't expect god to do all the work"

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[killjillvt]

'Postcard from Brentville', a kigurumi/doll yuri visual novel, is now available!

The me that you see is made up of the me within me within me

The Big Flat Midwest town of Brentville's main export is loneliness. Deirdre cradles her doll, and the doll within her. Kenzie is on her way to meet the girl she knows. Beloved Marmite is always there for you.

21k words. This kinetic visual novel contains sexual content intended for grown-ups and is not suited for kids under the age of 18.

Play toys for free here.

Postcard from Brentville by KillJill, Ppilotco

The me that you see is made up of the me within me within me

Made for the DOLL & KIGU JAM

Writing by KillJill, art by PPilotco

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?