Audra

| INFP | Leo | 26 | Asexual | My name is Magpie. I'm a filthy, dirt-worshipping heathen. I’m an artist of some sort, a storyteller, adventurer, beer drinker, hell raiser, free thinker, collector of things, and future ghost. You’re welcome to stay a while; we can drink some mead and sing along with the coyotes.

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[shieldshaker]

Who the fuck told them this looked good

[shieldshaker]

I haven’t been on here in like 3 years hello

I still don’t know how to properly use tumblr

[couch-house]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

[rnismatch]

I never should have taken cobwebs class with professor creepy

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Why did you say that

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

[shittinggold]

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

[auricwitch]

Beauty Magic Masterpost

A masterpost of all things glamours, potions, diys and spells to do with beauty.

Spells

“I’m damn hot” fire charm

“Life of the party” glamour charm

“You’re beautiful!” spell

Milk drink (pokemon inspired spell)

Honey gatherer (pokemon inspired spell)

Baby-doll eyes glamour

Venus transformation glamour

Pink sugar heart spell

Moon mermaid “beauty lies within” spell

Siren allure spell

Simple beauty sea spell

Aphrodite spell sachet

Beauty charm bag

Goddess glamour

Forever sunkissed spell

Shine like the sun glamour

Glow like the moon glamour

Godly beauty glamour

Magic mirror beauty spell

Beauty spell bath for witches

Beauty and love bath spell

New moon beauty bath magic

Mermaid’s bath spell

Siren’s bath

Rose bath spell

Rainy’s beauty bath glamour

Glamour bath spell for beauty

Glamour to attract comments (on a selfie)

Powerful spell to enchant someone

Sailor moon glamour

Glamour chants/spells

Basic glamour spell

Potions

‘Strawberry sweet’ beauty potion

Ocean potion for beachy hair

Vanilla milkshake beauty spell

Vegan glamour eggnog

DIY beauty spell tea bags

Acne fighting tea

AJ’s attraction oil

Body

Bath/body product magic

Witchy hygiene tips

DIY natural deoderant

Crystal deodorant 

Aphrodite whipped body mousse

Ode to persephone body oil

Persephone sugar scrub

Honey sugar scrub

Starlight sugar scrub

Glamour shower disks

Cleansing facial toner

Beauty magic: skin cleansing routine

Face wash affirmation

Nail polish ritual

Hair

Hair magic & the moon phases

“Don’t touch my hair” hair growth oil

Aphrodite hair mask

Luscious locks hair mask

A spell for beautiful hair

Enchanted hairbrush

Makeup

Palettes for the witches

Lipstick magic

Siren’s lipstick spell

Beauty magic: lipstick

Beauty magic: eye makeup

Encanto - a makeup glamour to enchant your words

Sigils

The mark of lazea

“I am attractive to those around me”

“Beauty radiate from me and my words captivate”

“Clear skin”

“I do not forget to eat”

“I have a healthy relationship with food”

“My piercings do not get infected”

“My eyes appear lighter” + “My lips are full and luscious”

“My nails grow fast and strong”

“My hair grows long and healthy”

“My hair stays short and does not grow”

“I do not have bad hair days”

“My eyebrows appear full and even”

“My eyeliner is on point”

“I look good in my clothes”

“I am photogenic”

“I am aesthetically pleasing”

“I am beautiful”

“Aesthetically beautiful”

Emoji Spells

Glamour spell

Natural beauty

Blessed by aphrodite

“She was made of sunlight” emoji spell

“Bloom with the flowers” emoji spell

Extra Info

Beauty magic: the basics

Beauty magic

How to - glamour spells

Honey magick

Witch tip

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

[juno-infernal]

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

[alrauna]

Karen (@permillion44)

[valtsv]

might fuck around and lie down on the forest floor long enough for moss and fungi to start growing on me

[asiansirena]

“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”

—

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

[lunefrog]

Witch tip

Eat a tarot card to gain it’s powers

[aphrodite-hades-persephone]

How to get out of a witchy slump

Draw sigils on your wrist for motivation, calming, better sleep, positivity, literally anything

Make a cup of tea

Put some crystals in your bra/sock/pocket

Meditate!

Remember that LITERALLY EVERYTHING CAN BE WITCHCRAFT IF YOU PUT INTENT INTO IT

Pray to your deities if you have them

Color magick!! Fingernails, clothes, shoes, stickers on your laptop, hair ties, ANYTHING

Take a cleansing bath

Listen to a witchy playlist/podcast

GO OUTSIDE

BREATH THE FRESH AIR

TOUCH THE GRASS

Add something to your grimoire/BOS

Remember- it’s okay to get into a slump. Everyone does. Just take a deep breath and look back on what got you interested in witchcraft in the first place and incorporate that into your everyday practice!

Blessed be <3