Cat’s Collection Of Cool Contraptions @cartoontrashcat - Tumblr Blog

Here are lists of actually good stuff:

The titular collections:

#the tumblr special - the reasons I can’t adapt to a social media other than this site

#tumblr ads - the beautiful horrifying replacements we have thanks to the advertiser safe pornlessness of this site

@obscurestuffifindfunny sideblog for, well, read the title

@barking-with-meowing-ears sideblog for furry stuff

@ponycats sideblog for mlp stuff

#bonfire lit - tag for heartwarming stuff

#comic - tag for cool comic-style things

#cat.md - shit straight from the horses ass

#the tumblr special - Posts possible thanks to Tumblr post format and culture

#img - Weird images I’ve found

Post types:

#burning text - Burning text gif generator used

#jpegs like dolls - Tumblr loves to do it

#plenty of time - oooooouh

#world is a fuck - yeah

#stop writing gif - whenever that one gif is used

Blogs that post better than me:

@noahbaumbachmaritalstatus - self explanatory

@bad-faith-misinterpreter - self explanatory

@hymen-restoration-project (can’t tag) - insane poster /pos

@everyteenager4free2 - inactive, insane poster /pos

@racistcharacterof2day - angel dust from hazin hotel

@genuinely-bad-posts - self explanatory

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saucymauler

"youre such a dork."

andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

morethanonebraincell

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

ziggy-scardust

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

transmechanicus

If you’re not into butches when they’re fat you should have to walk around with a sign that announces to the world that you’re a tasteless idiot who probably also hates beautiful sunsets and autumn leaves.

alexsiple

their name is nelly and they're annoying

oliviawebsite

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

tyrannusimons

urbanfantasyinspiration

Murdered the entire squad

golden deer girls 🦌

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing