I hate my son(s). I love $$$.

Selective and indepndent rp for Cash Buckzo. Follows from Dracoiaboli. Written by FINN

[cashbucko]

word of warning if you don't want alcoholic, trashy, and abusive men on your dash you probably won't like this blog.

[princess-petals-blossom]

Atleast someone supported him 😭

[blitzbuckz]

@msbuckzo @cashbucko

[cashbucko]

I'm just the man on the balcony Singing, "Nobody will ever remember me" Rejoice, rejoice and fall to your knees

Lunatic of a God or a God of a lunatic? Oh, their faces are dancing They're dancing till, till they can't stand it

A composer, but never composed Singing the symphonies of the overdosed A composer, but never composed Singing, "I only want what I can't have" "I only want what I can't have"

[blitzbuckz]

【𐂃】 ❝ THE FUCK ARE YA gettin' sappy on me? are you that high? Satan's balls, get a hold of yerself. you're not lookin' ho— uh, well. ❞ he carefully snatched the booze out of their hand. tossing a blanket at them figuring they were close to fading out any second. usually it was around the time his father would pass out.

❝ I THINK IT'S a bit too late for that but. . . yeah yeah. I could of told ya that. you keep fuckin' things up just like me so. . . let's just call it a night, 'Kay? you're waisted off yer ass 'N you won't remember any of this so— get the fuck t' sleep, dad old man. ❞

[cashbucko]

" You look...a lot like her..."

He'd point to his forward.

" I-in the-the? The eyes. In the...ey-zzzzzzz."

And he was gone.

[cashbucko]

" The whole fact that you exist means there was some kinda *belch* woman that would take that offer. You know back in the day I was pretty sexy. Also, your mom really wanted to get away from her first husband. But ya know."

[blitzbuckz]

【𐂃】 WHOMP. He was too sober for this. what's next? how his father conceived his mother? he hates it here. Blitz already felt a migraine coming in; feeling sick to his stomach.

❝ SPARE ME i know the hole you ended up takin' over. why are you tellin' me this?! I think you had enough booze for today. why can't ya take a fuckin' cig break t' deal with your shitty existence like the rest of us! ❞

[cashbucko]

" Ya know Blitzo, I'm a bad father *hiccup* it was not your fault what happened to her. That tent was a fuckin? A fuckin' fucked up place cause of my failures of leadership and failures of a father. Somethin' was bound to happen with how I was runnin' things. Lots of safety procedures I ignored, relationships I neglected.

Don't beat yourself up over that while thing too much. You were a kid. Lots goin on behind the scenes you didn't know about."

[blitzbuckz]

[[*INCOHERENT NOISES*]]

HE'S NOT RELATED TO HIM

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[cashbucko]

" The whole fact that you exist means there was some kinda *belch* woman that would take that offer. You know back in the day I was pretty sexy. Also, your mom really wanted to get away from her first husband. But ya know."

[cashbucko]

*chug*

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" Any pretty ladies can have a free drink on me, only catch you gotta *belch* gotta drink from my mouth! Ha-HA!"

[littledollv]

Velvette's gonna need a date for the Pride event lol

[cashbucko]

" Maybe I can shove this tequilla bottle up your ass when we get back, I can look into the opening and turn you into a *burp* telescope, dollface."

[cashbucko]

💬Barbie

" I'd be fine with her if she didn't have such a money problem."

[cashbucko]

Do I need to take away all your liquor to keep you sober, or would you rather I send your son over to straighten you out?

I don’t know who you are and we don’t have a dynamic between our characters. I’m glad you like my blog but i don’t rlly wanna keep answering all these without context! :0

[spookiesmausoleum]

Send a 💬 to hear how my muse feels about yours.

Source: a deleted blog

[cashbucko]

“ Couldn’t catch me dead hook in’ up with a royal woman.”

[ahelluvahigh]

Tyco gives another chuckle. "My first order of business is theatre, my friend." That's not to say there isn't some degree of sex in his world; in his time period, those two worlds ran right beside one another. It was commonplace for a stagehand to be selling oranges behind the playhouse or the makeshift stage.

That might be why he's stuck around as long as he has; he and Valentino have been known to swap performers.

"With your troupe in town, circuses are the hot topic for discussion. It would be foolish of me not to put on a production of The Greatest Showman. Of course, authenticity is important."

He folds his hands behind his back.

"If you have any performers you don't mind letting go for an afternoon, I'd like them to teach my actors some tips and tricks. You'll be compensated for their time, of course, and five percent of the profits from opening night."

[cashbucko]

" Ooooooohoooooo? Thinking about putting a show together for the people? I have not put on a play in a bit now. We'll need to con some people into the roles, unless you want to jury rig some d listers into foolin' people into thinkin' they got talent."

He'd ponder for a moment on it.

" I know a few people. I could play the lead, but uh. Not sure about the leading lady and some of the freaks."

[the-smallest-star]

Kill him? ... no, his dad wasn't worth his time. Tempting, but no. And Olive raised him better than that. "Yeah, you know me. I've always been pretty good at pouring drinks and making people feel at home."

[cashbucko]

" Make me feel at home then. Bring me like? Three screwdrivers, then like 7 shots of screwball, and uh? Maybe just a whole bottle of any french whiskey you got."

[ahelluvahigh]

Tyco laughs. "I suppose your next step should be to find someone named Nickel; see how many you can get out of that one~" Yes, it's a cruder joke than he typically makes, but Tyco rarely speaks in the same tone, cadence, and accent to three people in a day. He adapts to whomever he is speaking with-- and his natural old-English voice with a heavy French accent wasn't going to get him very far with... anyone but Zestial and Maestro, more than likely.

The laugh was short-lived; however, his mouth shifting into a grimace and his singular eye rolling.

"Don't I know it." It's rare for Tyco to find sinner souls now that Valentino is in the picture. Occasionally, someone will fall down with dreams of being on Broadway, and he's managed to purchase a few souls from Vox once the Vees were bored of them-- so long as their contract with Tyco included a memory wiping of everything they saw inside of Voxtek. The rest of his current roster consists of hellborns Val won't even bother to look at.

Well, since he had gotten lucky enough to run into this man and strike up a conversation about business, he might as well shoot his shot. "While we're on the subject, I'd like to make a business proposition with you, if you're interested~"

[cashbucko]

" I don't do the pimping thing. Thought about it once, but the more I know about um the less I wanna use um."

He'd take out a bottle of rum and proceed to swallow a large gulp.

" Its kinda like a public bathroom ya know? Sure. I know other people take a shit in it but if I don't see it I am not thinkin' about it when I use it. So, as long as we are not talking about that I can hear ya out. "

[the-smallest-star]

There it was, the rub. Why Cash came out here in the first place. So he did know he and Jet had a falling out.

"I appreciate the offer, but... I gotta learn to stand on my own two feet." And he didn't trust his old man wouldn't make his life hell for making him loose his job. "You got some hidden talents in the circus, like Bronko, I saw him benching one of the trailers once or twice."

[cashbucko]

" I can just pay someone to kill him. Or fuck, you could do it for free. He's not really someone I need on staff anymore, old man was great back in the day but he's not aged as well as me."

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" But I'm not gonna beg. You work at a bar now right?"

[cashbucko]

Cash Buckzo is a fusion between P. T. Barnum from the greatest showman, The Governor from the walking dead, and Frank Gallagher from Shameless.