Cash fag $15k

Watch as cash fags pay off the last $15,000 of My student loans, simply because I am a straight, white, Alpha Male god who can think of a lot better things to do than spend $15,000 on loan payments. yim cashfag15k

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Atlanta weekend

I’m staying at the Four Seasons this weekend for some rest.

Which fag will be serving Me? Which fag will fund My stay?

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cash fags

are any of you left here?

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The first fag cash appears. Only $14,990 to go. Get to work, fagslaves. Do your pathetic duty.

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#fbf

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Seeking Arrangement

I’m traveling next week and need to arrange for some dates with women.

Which faggot would like to pay for this month of my SA membership?

$90 USD

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Before Tumblr goes away...

...which one of you fags wants to pay for my December seeking.com fee?

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yes, fags

I am still here. Just returned from a wonderful and warm vacation in the Caribbean.

you may submit.

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Travel fag applications now accepted

I am in need of a travel faggot for a business trip to Europe in two weeks.

I fly business class. You flight bitch-ass economy, the shittier, the better.

you are in charge of all of my luggage and errands and anything I need so that I have a productive trip. I don’t want anyone to know we are traveling on the same itinerary. I don’t even want to acknowledge you in public. you stay your ass a decent distance behind me, carrying bags and whatever else I tell you to carry.

you pay for your own expenses, including your flight. you can sleep on the floor of my suite, but in another fucking area. I’ll likely have a girl or two over. you can pay for our needs too – room service, wine, whatever the fuck I want.

All you have to do is make my life easier, so that I can close the deal. you’re happy to pay for the privilege. I know you are willing, and I know that the very thought of this makes you hard.

This is 100% serious.

BUT

fag, you MUST already have your passport. you MUST be able to travel the week after next. you MUST have room on your credit card or plenty of cash. you MUST fully commit.

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fag fund update

My fag-funded investment portfolio is up 0.52% this week. Good fags. Now contribute more and more and more so I can build a summer house.

http://paypal.me/cashfag15k

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Update and Summer House

fags and followers: I started this tumblr to see if I could get fags to pay off the last $15,000 of my student loans. I blew by that goal in short order. I have now several decently reliable fags who tribute on a regular basis and there are always other fags who are one-timers who just want to jerk off while I take their money to see what it’s like. Point is, my fag income has never been healthier.

So, I present to you fags a new investment opportunity: fund my summer house. I’ve opened a new investment account with M1 Finance and selected a mix of hedge funds to attempt to mimic. All of the funds are extremely high risk/high reward, because, hey -- it’s your faggot money at risk, not my hard-earned income.

Going forward, a portion of your fag tributes will be deposited into my investment account that I will build for a while with an eye toward buying a nice summer house, maybe on a beach someplace.

I can already tell that the very thought of this is making some of you more well-heeled fags hot around the collar, so I ask: What the fuck are you waiting for? Buy me a fucking house, fags.

http://paypal.me/cashfag15k

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Dear “Masters”

Stop writing to me asking for advice.

You want to find pay fags? Stop asking fags for money and start telling them to fucking pay you. Be a man.

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It’s good to be a Man.

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A fag told me today

that he totaled up all of his tributes for the week, and the total was $500. fag asked if that made me feel good.

Not really. I don’t care what the total is. I care that you fags serve when the fuck I say you serve. The total is meaningless to me, and it should be also meaningless to you in your role as a fucking faggot ATM.

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a new fag has appeared

and has a good, solid attitude.

So far, this fag is decently compliant and can form a complete sentence, so that’s above average already.

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FAGS

What are you doing to make my life easier today? I see some things available on my Amazon wishlist. 

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Attention: NYC fags

I’ll be at a luxury hotel in Midtown tonight.

$200 gets the address and room number.

Bring your faggot wallet and be prepared to spend some time on your knees, worshipping my shoes and feet.

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fags

did I give you permission to follow me?

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Seeking Arrangement

I’m traveling next week and need to arrange for some dates with women. 

Which faggot would like to pay for this month of my SA membership?

$90 USD