Damn, well if you really loved me you would surround me with cactuses and then beat me to death with your hands
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Damn, well if you really loved me you would surround me with cactuses and then beat me to death with your hands
me: it's the beginning of the month and i've been feeling a little weird and sick and emotional lately but i'm sure it's just one of those things that'll ease up eventually
the nefarious uterus:
yeah that’s about right
yeeeeeeeeeessss.
yaaaaaaaaaaasssss.
in my nIghtgOwn.
I love it when there is a weird little guy, and sfth constantly provides me with weird little guys, so literally, what's there to be sad about?
There's nothing to be sad about because there's infinite weird little guys
as a lover of weird little guys, i approve this message
RFTH Plagueround Ep. 1: Welcome to St Churnley's
[laughing but clearly distraught] "two away... from a dead headless child" - Tom (21:48)
"are you puppeteering our DM?" - Tom "I will be taking requests" - Midgley (22:09)
"I wanna hear about this guy, [Tom wheezing] Oleksander?" - AJ (24:09)
[deadpan] "not like Wolverine, no" - AJ (25:15)
"so you're a drunk little boy werewolf" - Tom (27:40)
"it's actually every 10 business days" - Midgley (27:48)
"no more talking please" - AJ (29:05)
"a poncho that is way too small, so he looks a bit like a sausage" - Sam (33:55)
"could a football just hit Roland Thudberry in the face?" - AJ (34:40)
"and I throw the ball as hard as I can" - Luke "ow!" - Tom (38:20)
[wheezing and an octave higher than usual] "he changes race! his curse is he changes race!" - AJ (38:48)
"Montague. that's quite long, is there anything shorter?" - Luke "...Mon" - AJ (41:34)
"roll for repression" - Midgley (46:31)
"quick point of order, is anyone else... Extremely turned on by the-"(46:19)
"oh my god is this... your grandson?" - AJ (49:20)
"you'll learn at St Churnley's" - Midgley (49:35)
"this is not very Hakuna Matata" - Luke (54:54)
"I saw a turkey" - AJ "I- I saw my mum ...she left before I was born" - Tom (1:05:10)
"I've got my diabetes blood checker" - Sam (1:14:38)
"can we please play these four older boys as well?" - Tom (1:16:10)
"second year man" - AJ "we are twelve. years. old." - Tom (1:18:10)
"I choose the bed on the right." - Tom "... woah calm down" - AJ (1:40:30)
"learn some respect! fuck's sake" - Sam (2:03:30)
"you're every 10 business days! that's not an issue. that's just poor delivery" - Midgley (2:07:20)
"who are we speaking about? what's going on?" - AJ (2:07:37)
"this group is falling apart" - Tom (2:09:38)
"let me just check if I understood that [slowly turns towards AJ]" - Tom "so- so there's a forest, there's one that's planted-" - AJ "no it doesn't seem like I understood that" - Tom (2:28:10)
yeah this was pretty much it
minutetech in his new rlcraft vid: i need to get full advanced prot IV, the shocked dragon bone nunchucks, rebuild an entire base while getting said advanced prot IV, defeat who knows how many mini bosses, get better baubles (in a variety of ways including killing a rare little stoneling and getting the even rarer heart of diamond drop) and eventually get a total of 12 brutal coins, spending probably months on end working on this for probably eventually less than 4 hours of content once edited (probably). i’m gonna lock in and take this serious.
also minutetech in his new rlcraft videos: the best way to do this is taco bell burritos
anyone else completely in love with montague? not just me? awesome he’s universally loved
now…
no more talking
actually i’m physically incapable of being sad because aj’s pendulum laugh plays on repeat in my head
brings such joy 🥰 back and forth and back and forth he goes
guys it’s september 14…………..
it’s time 🎲
anyone else about to lose their minds over the apocalypse team because i’m crashing out the chemistry is perfect they’re literally such like genuine bros and i can’t wait to see more of them this season
when people think they’re cool but they haven’t hung out in the sfth chat a full day before a livestream 😎
maureen maureen maureen maure e een. im begging of you please dont kill that man
see this is what we need more of
in other news i joined the roll from the hip patreon and giggled a lot… would recommend. so excited for tomorrows livestream!!!
my ao3 is crocsandcas if you want to read a mediocre desert duo fic <3 the fic is called “Lost at sea (the record still spins)” and it’s in progress lol
Long Distance
sometimes when i'm walking around, i look to my left
and you're not there to hold my hand.
but you tell me that im beautiful
even when i didn't text a picture.
i will wake up in the middle of the night
and you're not there to kiss the nightmare away.
but you listen patiently and give me support
even though you're 4600 miles away.
i spam you messages of my day, my thoughts, anything i can think of
and you respond to every single one when you wake up
you told me the time difference doesn't matter.
5 hour phone calls, videos, photos, texts
staying up all night to talk is hard for both of us,
but its worth it to see your smile, hear your voice, see your eyes.
this is love, the little flutter in my heart i get when i think of you,
the smile i get when someone asks about my bracelet.
anything from you is better than everything from someone else
young and in love and full of dreams