fuck.

feel free to fuck this fuckboy.

[casparkhalidi-blog]

i work in an hour but i finish at like 11:30 EST so ill be back around 12 EST or so

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marxay:

❛ That sounds disgusting. ❜

“Good thing you’re not drinking it then.”

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lilaclarke:

And you’re doing this without me?

“Get your own melted ice cream.”

[casparkhalidi-blog]

okatticus:

Sounds like you have bad luck or something.

“Not really. I’m just making the best of a bad situation.”

[ariaxprescott]

“What about this? What do you think?” 

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ariaxprescott:

“The skirt’s too long. You look like a prude.”

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hmubeckham:

My mom called, and she wants me to go out to dinner with her and Jailbait on Friday. It’s not Christmas or my birthday so my guess is she’s either pregnant, engaged or both.

“That’s disgusting.”

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archersinclair:

“I thought it was pretty funny personally.”

“I mean, I guess.”

[casparkhalidi-blog]

I left my ice cream out over night, it’s melted. Fuck this, I’m going to pour Bailey’s in it. Problems solved.

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im off to work but ill be on after to finish any replies i may have missed and answer starters and stuff

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hmubeckham:

“Oh yeah, fantastic idea. Not like that would attract mice or anything.”

“That’s why you don’t do it at your own house, dumbass.”

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archersinclair:

“My parents told me a story about how when they were kids they had a house party and they kept finding slices of pizza in random places like in a box of saltine crackers.”

“Cool?”

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sayhikimi:

“Those are seriously party goals. I need to remind myself to hide bread all over the place at the next party I go to. Hey, that reminds me, you throwing a party anytime soon Capar?”

“Not one that you’re invited to.”

[casparkhalidi-blog]

im lacking muse for caspar so im gonna be on my other rp also i should be on a bit more tomorrow since i only work 5 hours instead of 8

[shyaxon-deactivated20190723]

“w-why do–does everything j-just feel r-really.. gross l-lately..?” 

[casparkhalidi-blog]

“What the hell is up with your talking?”

[casparkhalidi-blog]

“I went to a party last weekend and the host just texted me saying he keeps finding bread around his house... I’m disappointed I didn’t think of that first.”

[casparkhalidi-blog]

ok i just applied for a second chara (halsey fc) i love her tbh

but my lowkey kinda ship partner in my rp is being a butt and cant get on and since i have no replies here, im going to post a starter in a few then go use one of my new bath bombs 

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spencer-moreau:

“So what’s your plan then?  You know the one that’s not gonna make her turn into a total raging psycho who tries to kill you?”

“Do you have any suggestions?”