Stuck

My name's Caspar Morgan and I'm just along for the ride.

[izzyclay]

You’re practicing right now?  Are you trying to say that talking to me inspires your ew-face?  Real nice, Cas.

But no, you’re fine.  If you hadn’t told me, I wouldn’t be able to tell.  You might be onto something here.

[casparmo]

I am a pretty good actor, you know. 

[bollerina]

I’m pretty good at strip poker. Aha, just kidding.

[casparmo]

Yeah? I sure haven't played that in a while. 

[izzyclay]

That’s just like regular poker, only the real poker face.  So you’re taking the concept only flipping it.  Which would work well, but your face is expressive even when you see something you don’t like.  Have you been practicing hiding your ew-face?

[casparmo]

The concept looks nicer from the flipped angle though.Yeah. Practicing right now, actually! How am I doing?

[jamesaffron]

Never played it, but it does look like a pretty fun game. Are you gonna hit the casino soon and scam old people outta their money?

[casparmo]

Better I do it than some skeevy kid, right?

I could teach you if you want.

[izzyclay]

I doubt that so so much.  You have a pretty expressive face, which would definitely be your downfall.

[casparmo]

Very true. But I use it to my advantage! You will never know for sure if I'm bluffing or really feeling it. I love poker, there's so much doubt you can slide by on. 

[casparmo]

Well I've gotten pretty fantastic at poker. 

[casparmo]

[blasting Bound 2 from Kanye then trying his best to mock the girl's voice] Uh huh honey.

[g-rae-ted]

And there I was thinking that I’d hit the limit of sun burn in Greece….I was wrong

[casparmo]

Eventually you'll start changing to other colors. You'll be the Teletubbies' god. 

[izzyclay]

I'm feeling antsy.

Does anyone want to go shopping?

[casparmo]

The other ghosts probably would.

[pastethan]

Are you saying I’m old?! Wait no, stop trying to kiss me, it might stop my old heart!

[casparmo]

Sounds like a win win for me. I do get the riches in the end, after all. [leans back and smiles before going in to kiss him again, trailing his hands from Ethan's shoulders to his waist, using his belt loops to pull him closer to him so that they're balancing their weigh on each other] 

[pastethan]

No, I’ve been engaged many times. All too old women, and when they’re gone, I take their money. How do you think I afford all my glamorous clothes and fancy jewels? Oh c’mon babe, you’re good at a lot of things..

[casparmo]

What a coincidence, that's why I was attracted to you in the first place. Oh, thank god. I was worried I was completely useless. 

[pastethan]

( he’s actually blushing furiously, and tries to cover up his face with his jumper ) You’d have to do all the wedding planning, I’m not good at that stuff. No, they’re clean.. I know they are, wanna know how I know? ( he moves up to Cas, leaning up like he’s gonna give him a peck but instead he reaches around and takes the box from his hands ) Cos I got my package. 

[casparmo]

How do you know, am I not your first fiancé? [smiling a lot at this point even though what he's saying isn't necessarily all that funny but he doesn't notice. keeps his eyes on Ethan as he moves closer to him, stiffening as he grows even closer. exhales a short laugh and looks off] What could I be good for now though?

[olivia-philips]

Alright I just got here and I’m really hoping this place doesn’t suck.

[casparmo]

You're talking to the suckiest part, and I'm not even that bad.

[micahjohnsons]

Sorry did you say something?

[casparmo]

Just mumbling to myself. Damn, you've got impeccable hearing.

[androoviola]

I shouldn’t have procrastinated my work. I feel like I’ve been working like one of the mules out back.

[casparmo]

At least you did it. I take procrastination to the next level. That level being forgotten. 

[androoviola]

I swear we just had an earthquake. I couldn’t keep my camera still and my tripod nearly toppled over. I guess it’s possible I’m losing my mind. Or just coming down with something. 

[androoviola]

[casparmo]

Had too much adult candy, buddy?

[izzyclay]

I swear you could stick my head in a blender,

[izzyclay]

Won’t you be a dear and peel them for me, Cas?  Pleeease?

No, never.  I keep that playing nice and soft, mood music in the background, you know?  I woke up with it, completely and totally random.

[casparmo]

You're never going to be better than me at the puppy dog face. [looks at her and stays strong then finally shakes his head, smiling] Yeah, sure I'll peel your dumb cheese. [goes to the fridge and brings some out to put on a plate]

Oh, that natural sleep aid hippie music? Okay... you're not.. [his eyes flick down to her stomach area and then back to meet hers again, giving her a look]