I just want someone who comes to my soccer games without me having to ask and lets my blabber on my streams of consciousness without interrupting and doesn’t make fun of me for crying over television shows and thinks my laugh is adorable and constantly kisses me on the cheek and wants to have five kids and picks me up at the airport and laughs at all my jokes and takes me to breakfast on Saturdays and isn’t scared of my humungous family and spontaneously takes me hiking and is super polite and asks my dad before proposing to me
I really don’t think I’m asking too much here
Update: I found him, folks.













