Shiny, happy, see my world in new colours ;

Cassiopeia Cass. Libra. Hufflepuff. ESFP. Don't even bother trying to spell my full name, it's just frustrating for everyone involved. I enjoy long walks in corn fields and spotting UFO's that are probably just airplanes. I'll paint your portrait for $50 or a pair of shoes. If you're looking to have a good time I'm probably your gal. i'm up with the kites in a dream so blue ; i live in the sky, you come live here too

[kaceywhitaker]

At this point, I’m about 80% positive that 2015 wasn’t even a real year. Are we all being punk’d? Has the Truman Show become our realities? I’ll let you know if the police figure that out.

[cassiopeialee-blog]

I would literally take any of those options. Maybe we’re all in some shitty lucid dream. I don’t know. But I really hope the police take care of it before me because like, I just did my nails and I don’t wanna mess them up with the blood of my enemies just yet.

[cassiopeialee-blog]

Are there any stressful situations in your life?

Yeah.

[cassiopeialee-blog]

TEXTS || Cemmett

Emmett: I don't know. I guess I don't think I'm the type people want to hang out with. Ever.

Emmett: I'm boring.

Cass: You're not boring at all. Just because you're not like me doesn't mean you're boring, you know? The world needs all kinds of people. I like hanging out with you, even if I usually just watch you play or show you my paintings or whatever. It's fun.

[cassiopeialee-blog]

TEXTS || Cemmett

Emmett: Really?

Cass: Sure. Why do you seem surprised?

[cassiopeialee-blog]

TEXTS || Cemmett

Emmett: Oh, I see. No. I haven't, um, read it in a while.

Emmett: That's okay. I'm not supposed to drink on my medication.

Cass: Really? That sucks. You wanna come over anyway?

[cassiopeialee-blog]

TEXTS || Cemmett

Emmett: Thank you.

Emmett: Oh. How do you bottle fireballs? Please don't burn yourself.

Emmett: Um, nothing. I'm just watching an opera.

Cass: It's not real fireballs. I think they call it that because it tastes like cinnamon. I like to call it Fire Whiskey. Have you gotten far enough in HP to know about Fire Whiskey?

Cass: Why don't you come drink with me instead? I can give you your first flirting lesson or something.

[kaceywhitaker]

Every year, I always look forward to New Years Eve and every year, it ends up being one of the worst days of the year. I went into work today to find the annual burn witches graffiti, as well as a broken window. I thought maybe we had actually made it an entire year without having to deal with this but here we are. 

Hopefully everyone else’s nights go better.

[cassiopeialee-blog]

This is usually my favorite holiday, but this year it kind of feels fake. So I guess I feel you a lil. But anyway, who’s ass do I need to kick?

[cassiopeialee-blog]

TEXTS || Kemmett

Emmett: Hi. I just wanted to say Happy New Year.

Emmett: I’m sure you’re hanging out with Elise and Jackie but I hope 2016 is kinder to you than 2015 was.

Emmett: But, yeah. Have a good night.

Cass: Hi! Happy New Year to you too, boo.

Cass: I'm actually hanging out with myself and a bottle of Fireball, but I hope 2016 is good to you too.

Cass: Sup with you?

[emmettberry-blog]

[PRIVATE: CEMMETT]

[emmettberry-blog]

Thank you.

Um. Well. Kacey seems to like the way he speaks to her and I thought maybe she would like me more if I talked that way, too. So I was wondering if you could, um, help me with that. 

[cassiopeialee-blog]

Wait, really? That’s fucking weird. From what I’ve seen Kacey generally seems pretty annoyed at him. How does he even talk to her? What do you want me to help with? I don’t want you to turn into a jerk. You’re seriously amazing. But if you want help with like, flirting or talking dirty or something I could probably help you to do that without being a jerk.

[emmettberry-blog]

[PRIVATE: CEMMETT]

[emmettberry-blog]

Okay. Well. If you need a favor, please ask me.

Um, sort of. Do you like the way that he talks to you?

[cassiopeialee-blog]

Will do.

I mean, not really? But that’s just because I wish he’d talk dirtier and be less lame. And sometimes he’s just a jerk. Why? This is like, super random.

[emmettberry-blog]

[PRIVATE: CEMMETT]

@cassiopeialee

You don’t need to pay me for anything, man. We’re pals. What do you need? Weed? Because painting and weed are kind of the only things I have going for me.

Oh. Are you sure? Because now I’m, um, asking you for two favors and that doesn’t seem fair for me to not give you anything in return. Uh, no, I don’t need weed. I don’t think I can do recreational drugs with my medication. Uh. 

So have you noticed the way Puck talks to people.

[cassiopeialee-blog]

It’s all good, Em. Friends ask each other for favors. It’s like, the circle of life.

Yeah, he’s kind of a dick. It’s part of his charm. Is that the favor you needed? To ask if I noticed how Puck talks to people?

[cassiopeialee-blog]

[PM]: Um, no. But I'll absolutely pay you for that.

[PM] You don’t need to pay me for anything, man. We’re pals. What do you need? Weed? Because painting and weed are kind of the only things I have going for me.

[cassiopeialee-blog]

[PM]: Can I ask you for a favor?

[PM] Sure, buddy. What’s up? Need me to paint another thing for charity?

[cassiopeialee-blog]

Merry Christmas, Cass. 

I hope you have a good day. I can’t bake, so cereal treats are where it’s at. 

Trent. x

[tysonjeffers]

To - Cass From - Tyson

Keep reading

[cassiopeialee-blog]

[Delivered on Christmas Eve, along with a piece of Moonstone]

Cass,

You’ve said before that you’re a little bit psychic and Allie says that she recognizes a great power in you, so hopefully this can help you to hone your abilities. 

Love, Kacey

P.S. The Moonstone should help increase your psychic awareness. I thought that your affinity with the sky might help you connect with the stone better.

[eliseharcourt]

Elise –> Cass