spill.

the monsters lurking underneath city hall - the mayor doesn't have SHIT on us. feel free to say hello, we're quite bored and have nothing to do.

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i cant tell who dimitri is pining after more, finn or sylvain. any thoughts?

HM. that is a fairly interesting point. rumor has it that a certain FLIRT has been on the receiving end of some love letters from our favorite golden retriever. then again , i spotted dimitri at sacred grove buying hot topic personified some flowers. looks like we might have a lovesick puppy on our hands ?? this is sure to end well. / @etlivnheart , @bitterparamour , @swcrdsdvnce

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WHAT’S UP PARTY PEOPLE! IT’S ADMIN.MP3 HERE TO ASK YOU (YES YOU! READING THIS!) TO SEND THE LATEST GOSSIP INTO OUR ASK BOX!

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i don't get why everyone's so worried about g. i mean, they said their name was g. just go tell the police to look for g.

I have been saying this the whole dang time! Everyone else here thinks I’m so stupid but it’s like, c’mon how hard can it be! Even if their name isn’t literally G how many people with g names even live here? It can’t be too hard to round up all like,  five of them or whatever and figure out whodunnit.

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got any otps? notps?

otps … well , yea , me & admin.exe ?? only ship you should care about. jk , though i will say aroma and sheik are so fucking cute together. i’m so glad that my hozier wannabe found love in this hopeless place , much less with someone as iconic as aroma. also , someone tell me what’s the deal with owen and isolde - they look like two middle schoolers trying to communicate with each other so i’m assuming there’s definitely some feelings sparking , but like i support them for it ?? also … ienzio and myde - like , look at them. i’m not explaining myself , just look at them. are you looking ?? okay , then you get it. also for the tenth time this month, renata & kirby get shipped w hAPPINESS and i will take nothing less for my sunrise children.

as for notps… well , looking back at that hot mess of drama between the band , i’m gonna just say right now that finn and sheik are a no from me. they do so much better as friends. lin and link too - like don’t get me wrong , we stan these two terrible djs but sometimes friendship is better ?? 

@lvllabiies , @forgottenfragrance , @fvtvrelegends , @lionknightess , @ienzion , @melodiiousnocturne , @vngel-wings , @poyotime , @swcrdsdvnce , @cfnaptime , @terriiblefated

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thoughts on kirby, felicity, & gideon?

so , you mean the only three valid people in castle town . jpeg ?? i got you. so , first of all , i adore kirby so jot that down. kirby has probably the best energy out of everyone here - and i’m saying that quite literally. he’s always grinning from ear to ear and genuinely isn’t annoying like the rest of you can be. felicity … is an enigma. i know they come across as really sweet but i can’t help but wonder what they’re keeping on the inside and if , well , maybe they know something about g ?? i swear it’s always the quiet , nice ones that know shit so mark my words. as for gideon, honestly there are times where i just do not know what the fuck gid’s is saying as gideon always has ALL of castle town’s braincells and that leaves me with none , like i swear he can say the most intelligent stuff and it does … make me wonder if HE’S g because i mean , g ? gideon ? makes sense. jk jk , we know for a fact gideon isn’t g cause i mean , he did say it ( though i’m onto you ) but anyways. i personally really like him - i think he can be a bit stubborn sometimes and set on his mind , but he seems to have a good heart & good intentions. 

@poyotime , @pacifelicity , @monitorism

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wow , you guys have REALLY left me high and dry , haven’t you ?? start sending us stuff right now , or i might have to start spilling the tea i have on you all. 

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anyone you guys ship so far? 👀

honestly , yea . didn’t you hear ? admin.exe and i are married and clearly the best ship here. jk jk, nah, i’ve always been pretty fond of yachts. speedboats too. there’s this cool one called the catamerano… we stan that. also, maybe, like, rowboats… not tugboats though. fuck tugboats.

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you think yukika can help me update my iphone to the newest version? i keep trying to tune in to dj sleepytime but whenever i log on i always seem to catch this annoying nightly gay reenactment of welcome to nightvale. it’s annoying!!

I KNOW. DJ Sleepytime’s ( @cfnaptime ) radio show is great n’ all but whenever I tune in I feel like I’m listening to … yeah. GAY REENACTMENT OF WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE. I wanna phone in my thoughts but also I don’t wanna interrupt. Maybe try tuning into DJ Bongwater ( @terriiblefated ) ??

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can we take a hot sec to appreciate Isla and all the work they do for us? this whole town’s practically descending into madness now that the addam’s family has moved into town and isla’s out here doin’ God’s work. bless them. i bet they have a good health care package

If you’re trying to threaten my position as president of the Isla Bealle ( @ncwlcaf ) fanclub , OH HO HO , anon , don’t try it. But Isla is AMAZING and they’ve got everything under control here. I keep saying they should run for president. They’re the best.

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heard that genji went to the masquerade as a demon... interesting choice.

Genji ( @sparrowsliced ) can make ANYTHING look good , though. I mean. He’s Genji. Not to be gay on main - but I’m gonna be gay on main , it’s … it’s GENJI.

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so that balcony tho 👀

THAT BALCONY … hoo boy. That balcony was interesting - Sheik ( @lvllabiies  ) is apparently messy as hell and then Finn ( @swcrdsdvnce ) got caught up with that and so did Aroma ( @forgottenfragrance ) , so like , interesting. INCHRESTING. I think we should all agree though that the real MVP here happens to be Tristan ( @protcman ) and also - he wasn’t there - but Myde ( @melodiiousnocturne ) too. Yeah. INCHRESTING. But also like if anyone could hit me up for tickets for the next Troubadours gig I’ve been trying to find a place to get some please and thank yoooou ~

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whats the tea on helena ? last i hear she got her weave insured . go on, fact check it

Is this true ?? I feel like it’s true. Ahem , MISS VANSBROUGH ( @helcouture ) !! CAN YOU CONFIRM THIS ?? WE WANT ANSWERS !! But also if you could step on me please and thank you that’d be appreciated - 

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how do we feel about those weirdos who were hanging from the chandelier?

I’m ASSUMING you mean Lincoln ( @terriiblefated ) and Tony ( @autcpilct ) , right ?? Because they were living their best fucking lives and frankly are safe from judgement !! Go them. I’d love to be in their squad. 

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Who do you think are the sassiest people around castle town?

Sassiest ?? Well - alright. Assume we’re all RPG characters and sass is a stat - I’d say some people with the biggest sass stat are Viz ( @hclaxxicn ) , Sean ( @slauqhtered ) , Jeremy ( @vulgarbatting ) … and dare I say it , I think we have some sleeping sass giants. You know , the people who are honestly probably REALLY FUCKING SNARKY but you don’t know until they reveal it ?? Like , Carson ( @monitorism ) is probably up there. Maybe Renata ( @vngel-wings ) , but I also feel she’s too … good. Renata’s just SUNSHINE - but then also Edelle ( @sacrilegiovs ). I feel like Edelle would cuss me out.

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Some people in this town really need JESÚS in they lives

Oh my god , @ me next time , will you ?? But yes yes I DO agree - but not like. Regular Jesus. I think a guy in a Jesus costume using a hoverboard as a cloud will suffice - hell , I can do it. I did that for Halloween last year. It works. 

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yukika sasaki is a NERD

LISTEN … I think that’s fact , but ALSO Yukika ( @hackika ) has her life together better than some of us here. Me specifically. I respect ANYONE who has their shit together better than I do.

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YO EVERYONE !! admin.doc here, just coming in give you guys a SLIGHT task to do. if you would so kindly message our gossip main with a recap of things your muses did during the event so that the gossip admins can post an official recap of everything that happened during the event. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask us on here through our ask box, but without further ado here is the submit box link!!