"We have always been temporary."

Alex // Lover of Audre Lorde and Tattoos // ENFJ

[saturday-studying]

10.30.18

Working on an essay in my favourite coffee shop, class was cancelled for me today so I have a lot of time! I’m excited for halloween tomorrow but really don’t want to write this essay 

[theoreocat]

[goddess-scarlette]

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

[polyamorous-tangles]

Because everyday needs to begin with a smile

[theoreocat]

And again this shows up at the top of my activity feed 🔥

[monfevre-deactivated20180114]

the thrashy thrashy by the fridge gets cuter each time

[van-goghing-to-hell]

AAAAAAA

[xenablade]

@killerqueens-squishbeans

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[writing-prompt-s]

You adopt a stray dog and name him Spot. You only realize your error when Hades comes and asks you to return Cerberus

[nobodyjustheadwastaken]

Your only thought in that moment is to tell Hades that he can come and see him for a couple of hours every saturday as he left poor Spot (yes, that’s his name now) alone in this world. You actually tell him that, expecting him to burst into flames and taking Spot with him, burning you alive in the way. He just nods and asks you if he can come on sundays too if he brings Cerb… (what? Oh, ok, sorry) Spot some food. You think about it and shake his hand and now you have the greek god of the underworld hanging out at your place every weekend.

[nobodyjustheadwastaken]

I see what you did there, @writing-prompt-s 

[oomshi]

[xeppeli]

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

[bob-belcher]

[yungxicanaa]

This makes me laugh so much

[jaeswavy]

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

[loserssclubb]

the fact that these kids forced netflix to let them swear gets me through the day

[cilly-murphy]

x

[swagintherain]

Imagine being 16 and crying bc your school isn’t named after a confederate general anymore..

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[wheredoyougofromhere]

[17mul]

@lmsig

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[cheekyanthony]

Oh my god

[racethewind10]

just an fyi if you start randomly hearing sounds like a chain saw, beating heart or screams, its your chat function because tumblr randomly changed the sounds without any warning. 

[clark-griffins]

Update:

you can turn it off by opening any chat window, clicking the three dots, and clicking “Make the spooky sounds stop.” This should restore the normal notification sounds.

It will then look like this:

[sylphsummerdream]

Idk about you guys but if I was minding my own business with tumblr open and randomly heard a scream for seemingly no reason I’d probably shit myself. Thanks for this.

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

[newhologram]

Omfg.

[nightmareloki]

OH MY GOD

[negacrow]

Well, that was unexpected.

[strangersatthemall]

whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??

[izzizander]

ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it” I was not fucking let down at all.

[lonegirleek]

I did not know I needed this in my life

[mydigitaldaydreams]

I needed to see this again…

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

You must watch @tomhiddleston-kikibfairy @ourladybinxthings @izhunny @mrshiddelston @maevecurrywrites @ancientfinnishgoddess @angryschnauzer and all

[izhunny]

I love this silliness and it’s going on my blog finally.

[zorped]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[saffronheliotrope]

Every time this comes up on my dash I’m already cry-laughing in anticipation before I even hit play

[jumpingjacktrash]

my face hurts from grinning

[aethersea]

look no matter what you are expecting from this video, you’re mistaken and you should watch it to find out why

[hussyknee]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHAT DID I WATCH WHAT WHAT WHAT

[lucide-dreamer-dreams]

@amusewithaview @uru-viel @shu-of-the-wind @neverending-shenanigans @give-me-cuddles-now @lawful-evil-novelist

[amusewithaview]

“Yeah, hang on, I turned into two ugly dudes and a dog.”

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[qweety-deactivated20131214]

[londonprophecy]

OMFG

[lixxieb]

That should not have been as funny as it was!

[lizzthefrizzzz]

OH MY WORD

[jackhawksmoor]

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

[thesonicscrew]

“they have angered the machine!!”

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

[runicbasso-deactivated20210419]

This is probably one of my favourite things. 

[mysharona1987]