Lol, third name change; I'm Paige

I think this is the last one, I swear. She / her / hers

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[kibumkim]

[razielim]

that's it that's the nutshell genai is in

[poetrylesbian]

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[sacred-portal]

[kawareo]

Women, amirite

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[hounddogsrunning]

[longnuts]

lil homie goin both ways #bisexual

[deviantplum]

In the interest of maintaining karmic balance, as the Catholics go into lent, I will be hitting full throttle on the hedonism. Gonna incorporate new and exciting vices for the next 40 days.

[robertreich]

America likes to believe we gave up kings almost 250 years ago and adopted a system in which “no one is above the law.” Almost 250 years after we broke with George III, the question must now be faced: Are we a monarchy or a nation of laws?

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[virgoanmaenad]

Get ready for another year of confused Muslim cats, folks!!!

Ramadan 2026 starts on Feb 17!!!