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The focus of this blog shifts all the time. Currently in my obsessed with Helena Bonham Carter Era ♔ (yes I know, late to the party on that one) ● & still very much in love with all of the Black sisters if Im being honest ● Also big on Lady D/Melissa Schemmenti/Swan Queen/Agathario/Amanda Tapping/....pretty much all Middle aged actresses in general and lastly and perhaps most importantly, funny shit 🤣

[snapeyouinhalf]

I thought I was having a bad brain day cos I forgot to take my meds due to circumstances and I’m sleep deprived, and then my period started. That makes more sense.

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[txeatot]

when it's ur turn to spin the bottle and it lands on the girl u threatened like an hour ago

[kriosv]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[mossy-of-the-valley]

do you think hornkus is insecure about his name

[kissrosier]

this fanfic shit easy

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: “We have to Re-populate the world.”

But, Elon, solving child hunger is the obvious way to do that.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: No, I am just going to impregnate every influencer I meet.

[thememedaddy]

[moonyswarmsweaters]

waiter: Kids under 5 and cops eat for free

Sirius: *nudging a 6 years old Nymphadora*

Her: I’m police

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

we all really resonated with this one huh

[wereokarentwemoony]

Why is Andromeda Black the only marauders era person we’ve allowed to be straight. Is Ted Tonks that powerful

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]