another dump

| 24 | they/them | queer | this is just my little dumpster fire of stuff i enjoy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[byjove]

what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do

[aeoliantectrix]

yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit

like the one that liquefies your organs inside you

[byjove]

if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?

[earhartsease]

do you even have to ask

[preserving-tiktok]

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[emeraldspiral]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[pixelguzzler]

holy fuck

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[saintmachina]

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

[dogdeerbones]

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

[casualmonsterenjoyer]

on the train with both of my feet on the ground

feels unnatural

feels wrong

I'm gonna combust any second now

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

[chikkou]

finally, it has appeared on my dash

[dunkinmycloud]

finally, when we least expected it.

[kimpossibooty]

Wasn’t expecting this

[thesanityclause]

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[wisegirl42]

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

[theleopardstalker]

i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

[1kit]

*jumps into frame* “NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”

[that-daughter-of-hephaestus]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @heritageposts

[measured-robshearfan]

I did not reblog this when I saw it appear on my dash. No, other mutuals would have already seen it. I have scheduled this post a month in advance. None of my mutuals expect to see this post on their dash again now. Not even I, because I have probably already forgotten about ever doing this.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

[thulium]