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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Not today Justin

Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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@cat-danvers
#tfw you gotta lie to protect your sensitive wife on her first day
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q āWhy is a raven like a writing desk?āĀ A āYou shouldnāt shove either up your arse.āĀ āā¦Technically, yes.ā
Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they canāt answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. Itās getting late, theyāre starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.Ā
Suddenly, their saviour comes! Itās a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that theyāll keep the door open for them.Ā
The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: āWhat is the truth?ā
The Student Replies, āThe Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlinās saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? Iāve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, Iāll blast my way in and take you with me.ā
The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of itās fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.Ā
The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish
witty and fantastically assholish⦠pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there
My favorite version of this headcanon is that there is one Ravenclaw who went all seven years by answering the riddles with some variation of ānot a potatoā and was only ever wrong once.
š - supercat!
Who developed a crush on the other first? Kara, for sure. She had a little crush on Cat before she was even hired - she used to watch Catās talk show and admired her for years before she applied for the job. (Alex made fun of her when she applied, actually, because Kara had absolutely no qualifications, just hope and confidence. Years later Cat asked her what made her apply for a job that asked for a great deal more experience than she had, and admitted that she was impressed that Kara was living theĀ āconfidence of a mediocre white manā lifestyle.)But yes, Kara was definitely interested, except only in the vague hero-worship way that pretty much everyone experiences at some point in their lives. Even when they got to know each other and became closer, she never, never thought that it was something that could go anywhere. It was just a fact of life. Cat was powerful, sexy, kind of terrifying, incredibly inspiring - how could she not have a crush on her? It was like background noise, like the way she could hear Alexās heartbeat from anywhere in the city - she barely noticed it after awhile.Cat, though - Cat was the first to realize it was more than a crush. Sheād gone from not seeing Kara at all to appreciating her as an employee and then as a person. As time passed and they became closer, she carefully ignored the flickers of attraction and the way they were slowly becoming something like equals. Sheās too self-aware for her own good, though, and when it became impossible to ignore during the Adam debacle, she lashed out and pushed Kara away. That was never going to last, but it gave her time to come to terms with what she was feeling and accept that she could never have it. Thatās part of what led her to leave after Myriad.Of course, it wasnāt until Cat told her she was leaving that Kara realized all at once that the background crush sheād nursed for years was a whole hell of a lot more than that. They werenāt exactly great at communication pre-relationship. After the show was cancelled a few episodes into the second season, though, they had a lot of time to figure it out and learn how to be honest with each other.
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THE ONGOING ADVENTURES OF SPACEDAD AND HIS SUPER KIDS-Ā āCeci nāest pas unĀ āSāā
Despite my previous post saying I wouldnāt post anything, I do have this inspired by Kevin Wadaās redesigns of Kara.
Now the hiatus truly begins.
Supercat prompt! Cat isn't human. She has super powers but hasn't told anyone. She sometimes likes to play vigilante and help people. She gets caught by her girlfriend supergirl(who had no idea)and nows by her smell and heartbeat that it's cat.
Cat usually loves being in the spotlight, being the center of attention. Itās where she thrives, where she knows that every eye is following her every move. That she can shape the world with every word she speaks. But itās not the spotlight itself that she loves.
Itās the power.
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Honestly Iām not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and Iām gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then Iām gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.
1x11 // 2x05
# a constant mood
your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but heās attractive so iām going to get one more kid out of him
iām not sure on the ghost front, i guess weāll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyardĀ
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS
Is it? Is it though?
Team Cockroach + Aliases
ft.Ā āBadā Janet