Cat Onion

he/him - minor - side blog for only cat stuff!

[cat-onion]

hey! this is baked onion, except this is the blog where i post nothing but cat stuff! i will probably make a lot of my own posts here too about things my cats do, or just ramble about them. my other blog(where i will probably be more active) is baked-onion, you can check it out if you like! i hope you have fun scrolling through here!

[therebloggerbird]

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

[oracularcult]

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

[cadaverkeys]

[hitmewithcute]

Just saw this on r/unexpected and had to share

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

A lil boyo,,,,,,,,,

[catasters]

[mashallah]

minyon

[everythingfox]

Someone call a vet, this cat is sick

(via)

[pinkmanthedog]

My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is killing me I love her

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

i'm sorry but you named your horse WHAT

[pinkmanthedog]

Their names are Chicken Nugget and Squidward, like in the Bible

[cloune]

[draftmare]

I’m sorry, but uh, which part of the Bible are we talking about? 🤣🤣🤣

[winemom-culture]

[winemom-culture]

I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this

[redsparrow12]

TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON

[catasters]

[catasters]

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[chaosroid]

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

[peashooter85]

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

[brainfuzz]

And then there’s this guy

[chaosandcuccos-deactivated20250]

The above cat is @cat-cosplay

Please give credit!

[cat-cosplay]

We’ve done functional armor too.

[tikkety-tok]

Charge!

[impiusangelus]

The chicken knocking down the camera makes this 100% better

[i-m-snek]

Oh my god 😂

[i-m-snek]

Ma'am the tube is too small

[i-m-snek]

PFFFFFFFT

[skeletons-tears]

I couldn’t resist

[macarbe]

[macarbe]

why are you hiding this in the tags dfghjkl

[catasters]

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

[oe6]

[drtanner]

The MELODRAMA

[phcking-detective]

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS