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how’s it fucking everyone, I’m Morgan Arthur! either name is fine, but I’m slowly changing my MorganOfTheFey urls to Arthur_Of_Camelot. here’s some basic info about my writing if you want to read more or help support me:

FREE: search the tag “my writing” on this blog, and I also have a masterlist post. on AO3, my url is still MorganOfTheFey, and I have a reed900 series and a hankcon fic. some previous commissions I’ve done can be read here!

[Dec 2020] -- the latest fic in my reed900 series, If It Bleeds, is now fully published! I will try to start publishing the sequel for free on AO3 in spring/summer 2021! early access will be available through my patreon~

COMMISSIONS: I charge a flat rate of $10 per 1k words. I write primarily for reed900, but I’m open to hankcon or reed1700 too! I do not write incest, pedophilia, or beastiality. Invoices and payment are sent through paypal ^^

PATREON: my patreon helps pay my bills and fund my transition!

$1 per week: 3-5k of my commissioned fics, which are now exclusive to the patrons who order them and my patreon subscribers. as I work on the sequel to If It Bleeds, you’ll get early access to those chapters before AO3, plus patron rewards and fic recommendations!

$2 per week: deleted scenes and bonus content! you get exclusive access to the content I cut from my commissioned fics to keep them at the agreed upon word count, and occasional drabbles / bonus content I write for reed900

$3 per week: extreme early access to my Works-in-Progress--we’re talking 6+ months before they’re available for free on AO3! you’ll get full access to my completed A/B/O AU and Reverse AU, plus weekly ~1k mini-chapters of three more WIPs as I write them! these are: Pokemon AU, Exorcist!Nines x Incubus!Gavin AU, and the Human Pet AU~

$5 per week: personal book recommendations; I work as a librarian irl and have built a database of 1200+ titles featuring diverse rep, including LGBT+ identities, characters of color, disabled / mentally ill / neurodivergent rep, and more! you can request a genre, 3 identity tags, and unlimited content warnings ^^

$10 per week: (capped at 3 patrons) you get one personal book recommendation as above, but you can also specify the age range, length, and with unlimited identity tags! I’ll also toss in three more “similar titles” I think you’ll like based on your request / my rec :)

KOFI: don’t like patreon? can’t do a monthly commitment? only want to read one WIP and not pay for the others? you can find my kofi here!

a kofi donation is $3, and you can request either one 3-5k chapter of a commissioned fic or three ~1k chapters of any WIP. I’ll email you the PDF(s), just let me know which you’d like in your donation or by PMing me on tumblr!

#dbh #detroit become human #patreon #reed900 #my writing

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

the-sensitive-sadist

Good girls use their safeword frequently btw

the-sensitive-sadist

Some people had a weird reaction to this one, so let me clarify some misconceptions and express my perspective a bit more.

When we talk about kink, a lot of the time people treat safe words as if they are exclusively an expression of an absolute limit. A firm proclamation that the scene is too rough, the pain too much, the situation too extreme, and that the entire thing needs to stop. Safeword use in such situations is obviously essential and mandatory in order to bring the scene or sensation to an end and ensure the safety of all participants. This is not, however, the only time a safeword should be used.

They can be used to express when someone is at their limit. They can mean the scene needs to end completely because the sub can't take it anymore at all. But they don't have to mean that. Safewords should be used to pause or stop the scene and break character for any reason. You can also use your safeword to pause and discuss a limit, communicate that something is or isn't working for you, ensure that everything is going to plan, take a water break, go get a toy from the other room, check with your partner about something, pause to change your laundry, or do absolutely anything else out of character related to your scene.

This is why a lot of people use green/yellow/red.

Green - continue

Yellow - pause and make a change (this can be anything from "slow down a little bit" to "I need something different but want to keep going")

Red - I need this situation to be over and for us to get right into aftercare.

What a lot of people seem to miss is that in this framework yellow is also a safeword.

All of this is ignoring the additional dimension that Dominants also need to safeword!! It's completely normal and if you're doing a lot of BDSM it should happen in your daily kink life often. Real life is not a romance novel.

Using your safeword is essential and you should use it all the time, whenever you want. Breaking character during kink is normal, healthy, sexy, and fundamentally essential. Do it more often.

wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

attackoftheskydancers

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

pastimperfection

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

wakingfromthewater

This is going to enter my vocabulary

kushblazer666

yourfriendfrogs

transhuman-priestess

This comic is from 2017 and it remains as relevant as ever

edgedancing-queen

Obsessed with AI models as compost heaps. Like yeah you're gonna get SOMETHING out of it but it's not gonna be as edible as what you put in.

exhuastedpigeon

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

evilnicegirl

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

princesonic

I dunno, stop apologizing for your art. This includes not posting enough, too much, changing style, inconsistent style, repetition, subject. Its your art its your expression. Have fun.

joycomplexx

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.