♡ — the aphrodite

It's your girl, Catalina. Better known as Cat, the Vice-president of πππ. Catch me during classes or at the paranormal and/or yoga (namaste, bitches) club. Also, hmu for your event flyers. #staywoke var sc_project=11349215; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="0d397e8a"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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[catalina-sutton]

tonylacazette:

“Bless the person who invented handheld video games. Now I can just stay locked inside this cabin until this retreat is over.” Tony knew he should be out and about but he was about to face Angra Mainyu - the hardest battle in Final Fantasy and he had to be mentally ready for that. 

         “Whaaat? You’re telling me you waited months for the summer and you’re now about to wast it on playing video games? Hey, I think they’re rad as fuck, but do you really wanna miss out on the hookups after playing Bingo or a near-death drowning experience at the lake? Think about all the stories you could tell your grandchildren about this.”

[adamxten]

     “Pretty sure we’re not supposed to have any alcohol on this retreat, unless it’s during the bonfire, but could I really call myself a social chair of the great Omega Chi if I didn’t come through?” Adam boasted, showing off a few beers in his hands. Being in Omega Chi and a Tennyson did have its perks, no matter how much he tried to stray from his family name. “I think one of these might have your name on it.” 

[catalina-sutton]

         “Tennyson, you are officially my savior.” Catalina happily confessed with her hands pressed against her chest. “Not only are you distracting people from asking for my alcohol, but now I’m gonna have more than I needed. You’re absolutely iconic, and will be rewarded in no time.”

[suhchase-blog]

“Fuck,” Chase muttered under his breath, letting out a breathy sigh and closing his Psych book suddenly with force. “Out of curiosity, do you know how much male strippers make per year? Is it more than a psychologist would make in a year? I need to weigh my options here.”

[catalina-sutton]

       “I hate to be that bitch -- but anything earns more than a psychologist, pal.” Catalina’s lips lined into an unapologetic smile, regarding her comment. “Fret not, you can earn about three-hundred a night. Trust me, I was once like you and tried going down that path but then I was like ‘No, Catalina. Just be a Zeta type and get a Sugar Daddy.’ -- I didn’t do any, though. It’s too much effort.”

[officercryptid]

Pokemon Go

[catalina-sutton]

lamsigsterling:

Charlie sighed, looking up from his phone to squint at the girl. “Umm- there’s a reason the song says I’m going to be the very best. It’s not over- it will never be over. As long as there are Pokemon games, Pokemon go will be a thing. They can pry my Rapidash from my cold dead hands. Now Ingress, that’s over. Besides, Pokemon Go gets me walking around the property and its a nice walk.”

Charlie quirked his brow. “That is definitely not how triggering works. Like at all.”

          “Okaaaay, Charlie.” Catalina waved her hands up in a sardonic yet humorous surrender before lacing her arms back over her chest. “I’m just saying, one day you’ll be in the middle of the woods, lost while looking for your twelfth Rattata, with no one around to save you ‘cause no one plays Pokemon Go anymore. And, you’ll probably starve to death ‘cause you didn’t plan on walking away that far and you didn’t prepare yourself before going on your ‘journey’.” She gave him a pointed look.

         “Anyway,” The Tri Pi waved her hand as a dismissal to her own elaborate, yet useless argument. “I’m pretty sure I know how triggering works. But, enlighten me, young Kappa. Or Lambda, whichever it is.”

[oliviapvrrish-blog]

Kali eased her way out of the back seat of a black town car, her slender arms loaded down with a large number of shopping bags and helium filled balloons intended for the Zeta bonding activities. “Don’t worry, the—” Her greeting stopped abruptly when she realized the door hadn’t been automatically shut behind her. Snapping her head to the side glared at a rando freshman hovering nearby and hissed ‘get that!’ beneath her breath. Once they’d scrambled over to shut the door for her she instantly regained her composure. “— the cute one has arrived!” Finishing her earlier declaration she moved forward and shoved the bags off into someone else’s arms without caring exactly who was now responsible for the burden of decorations and party favors. Instead, she flashed a professionally whitened smile and addressed the person in front of her. “If you tell me you had any fun without I’ll know you’re lying.”

[catalina-sutton]

           With amusement displaying on her face, Catalina observed the way the other girl handled many bags, balloons and even a pledge all at once. Through her eyes, Kalina looked to her like a tacky, walking-birthday party. “There’s no need to lie -- it’s been hella fun before you got here. But, I feel like it is about to get funner.” Air exited through Cat’s lips in the form of a laugh as she took a closer looks at the balloons, taking the opportunity to flick one of them with her fingers once. “So, what is this, Kate Middleton? Another tea party with the Zetas I wasn’t invited to?”

[officercryptid]

Pokemon Go

[catalina-sutton]

Yolamsigsterling:

“This campground is lousy with Rattatas. Literally crawling with them. But can I get one Houndour? One Electabuzz? Nooooo-” Charlie said, a faux annoyed tinge to his voice. “This is more disappointing than that Superman Batman movie.”

“Pokemon Go? Oh no, Charlie boy. I hate to be that kinda bitch, but that is so last year. You need to upgrade to something like Crash Royale and not speak of Pokemon Go ever again. It’s literally a trigger.”

[aleiamunroe-blog]

           “ Okay, we have been here like five minutes and I swear the staff are already putting their grubby little hands on my stuff! My Dolce dress that I was supposed to be wearing tonight has a grease stain on it. Do I look like I eat grease? My mom is going to flip out. ” Aleia rattled, throwing her hands up desperately. This was the last time she was letting those drunken morons pick where she was spending her break. She could be partying in Zante right now but noooo.

[catalina-sutton]

          “Oh my god, a grease stain?” Catalina drew in a dramatic gasp, her hand lifting to her chest in false shock. Initially, she tried her best to bottle up her laughter against the other’s crisis. “You have to sue them, you know that -- right? How dare they mess up a Dolce! Do you think your mom is gonna take away your credit card as a punishment?”

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