not at the table carlos

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. Kappa Tau Gamma. 20. Psychology Major.

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kennedy-jackson:

“That’s what they’re there for. And while I imagine mini Chases would be absolutely adorable, and I best be Godmother when you do have them, it is a little early for them to be running around.” It was a thought that terrified a lot of them. She didn’t want to end up like her mother, pregnant in her final year of university, even if it hadn’t held her back any. “You’re telling me. It is so frustrating and the most annoying thing ever. Literally nobody cares that you’re on your second drink, Alan, it should be your tenth.” She laughed, “Well, it worked. You are the funny baby Kappa. But I can’t say it’s because of your streaking.” She nodded, a faint smile warming her features at the memory, “That’d probably the best plan. Stock up before, instead of after. They were awfully good to us despite our incompetence though.”

“You don’t even have to ask twice. If I have kids, you’ll be the Godmother of the little devils. I just hope that isn’t for several more years,” he laughed, though his tone of voice was a bit more serious than he meant it to be. Being a college kid, that was probably one of his biggest fears. He was sure he wasn’t alone on that one. “Alan is such a dickhead. We get it, you’re living the stereotypical life of every other millennial college kid and want the world to know it,” Chase rolled his eyes a bit. “Thank you. I think being funny is the best thing you can be in a world full of such Debby downers. The streaking was more of a way for the older brothers to see my beautiful ass and know they made the right decision, I’m sure. I’m just glad it’s all behind me now,” he laughed, a smile growing on his face. “Sounds perfect to me. I agree with that. I genuinely love old people and their patience. I’m a little offended they didn’t pinch my cheeks and offer me over to dinner, but the world is an imperfect place.”

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lexa-goldman:

Lexa laughed, reaching out and giving Chase’s cheek a little pat. “Could’ve been worse. Any compliment is a compliment I’ll take, even when it’s cheesy,” she said, one eyebrow tilting up a bit. A smirk spread across her lips, a shake of her head following the words. “Well, I’m all for the trying new things. Being adventurous, and all. Always worth a shot,” she murmured, her head tilting to one side. “I am the cutest. It’s about time you started recognizing that. You trying to put a claim on me there, Chase?”

Chase felt his cheeks heat up a bit at her touch, a typical response that Lexa always seemed to be able to get out of him. “I’ve always liked how appreciative you were of my efforts,” he said with an amused grin on his face.  “You know I’m the same way, Lex. Even if things get a little weird here and there, at least you can say you did it, right?” Chase laughed, shaking his head at the conversation. “You being cute is something I’ll never deny. I think everyone knows that. Well, you’re your own woman capable of making your own choices. I just hope that me being aggressive would turn you on enough that you’d ditch the other guys.”

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gabrielkirn:

“It’s called using your imagination…” His voice lingered as he tried to remember the other man’s name. “Or do you forfeit and admit that I am more attractive, fit, and a better dancer than you.” It wasn’t really a competition for Gabriel. Like most Omegas, he didn’t think he had anything to prove because he already believe he was better. But, like most Omegas, he was competitive as hell. 

Chase shrugged his shoulders at the Omega, acting as if he wasn’t super offended by the his words. Truthfully, it didn’t take much for him to get pissed off when it came to the Omegas. “Believe what you want, my dude. You’re just not the type I want to do any sort of male bonding with. Full offense,” Chase remarked with a laugh. 

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mercedescochran:

She listened to him, though Mercedes turned off her believability filter once he got a little too conspiracy theory. “Sure thing, Jan,” she nodded giving him something of a comical smile that said yeah, I totally buy that. “I don’t dislike you for being a Kappa, I dislike Kappa for being Kappa. I dislike the group as a whole and what it stands for, but I value the individual. And I have to say, the individuals in your group aren’t nearly as bad as your female counterpart.”   

“Did you just Marcia Brady me? One day you’re gonna realize everything I’m saying is true and be like, damn, should’ve listened to that handsome Kappa. It’ll be too late by then,” he shrugged his shoulders with a smirk. “How do you know I’m not super awesome? If you value the individual, shouldn’t you give me a chance? Well, we have something in common. I much prefer you Zetas over those douchebags in Omega.”

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kennedy-jackson:

“It actually gets used a lot. Maybe too much. But you should. We stole the idea from else where I’m sure. Plus, everyone needs to have less condom worries in their lives. We have bigger fish to fry than pregnancy scares every time we fuck someone.” Kenny laughed. She liked knowing her sisters were safe and stress-free. It made her glad. “Oh god- Can I just say, people who put every minute of a party on snapchat drive me insane? If they’re having so much fun, why are they on their phone all night? Like a getting ready selfie and a couple of sneaky snaps of friends being cute is fine, but snapping everything? Makes me so annoyed.” She could go on for hours, but she didn’t want to start ranting, so instead chuckled and smiled, “They’re not missing a lot with the streakers, to be honest. They’re usually the overcompensaters.” Parties were Kenny’s favourite thing and she had a few images that would probably scar her for eternity. “It was cute, but embarrassing to remember. Those poor old ladies were probably deafer going out than they were coming in. But yeah- We are totally friendship goals, dude. Ain’t no one going to beat us when it comes to that.”

“Now that I think about it, I might have to do with a couple of those going missing at the Tri Pi house from time to time. It’s better safe than sorry. I think the world would come to an end quickly if there was a mini Chase running around somewhere,” Chase said with a slight chuckle at the thought of a miniature him. It was truly a terrifying concept for anyone who knew him. “I totally get it. I understand putting a couple pictures on there throughout the night, but the people that have an hour long Snap story of the most mundane things are pretty much the worst in existence.” Chase laughed at her next comment, nodding in agreement. ‘Overcompensation is the right term for that, but I also used to streak a lot my Freshman year because I was obsessed with being the funny baby Kappa that all the upperclassmen liked” he shrugged his shoulders. “I feel bad for them because they had no idea we were incredibly high. I think they thought I was a little bit dumb and felt bad for me. I mean, they aren’t wrong.  Next time we smoke a strain with a scary name, we should probably stay out of the public eye.”

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catalina-sutton:

       “I hate to be that bitch – but anything earns more than a psychologist, pal.” Catalina’s lips lined into an unapologetic smile, regarding her comment. “Fret not, you can earn about three-hundred a night. Trust me, I was once like you and tried going down that path but then I was like ‘No, Catalina. Just be a Zeta type and get a Sugar Daddy.’ – I didn’t do any, though. It’s too much effort.”

“Please. I love you for who you are and I appreciate that you’re keeping it real for me,” Chase complimented, a dorky smile quickly taking over his features. “That doesn't’ sound too bad and your story has officially given me idea. I can become a rich male stripper and you can become my sugar baby. This worked out so perfectly, Cat my darling.”

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gabrielkirn:

“Just keepin’ it real.” Gabriel offered with a nonchalant shrug. “But I accept your challenge. You and me. Friday. Strip challenge. Get your G-string ready, boy.”  

Chase scoffed at the Omega, wishing he could go back and be a little more selective on who he talked to. “I’d love to, but unfortunately not all of us has a G-string on hand and ready to put on. I’d have packed differently if I thought there was a chance of this happening.”

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baileyreinhart:

“Keep it together? I constantly cry. It’s a mess.” It was true, Bailey tended to cry whenever she’s too stressed. “It’s fine. Being cool is overrated anyway, it’s a make believe if you ask me. I am sure there is.” And Bailey would know, she was grew up there. “Definitely! You would love Italy. They are very fun and their food? The best. Literally the best.”

“Really? I didn’t get that at all from you. Nothing wrong with crying, though. It’s actually proven to lower blood pressure to cry occasionally,” he spewed out this random fact, as if someone as smart as Bailey didn’t already know that. “The people that are obsessed with being seen as cool tend to have quite possibly the worst personalities. I’d take a lovable loser over that. anyday,” he said with a grin. “Absolutely. I’m sorta the biggest fan of pizza that has ever lived and I can only imagine how good an authentic Italian pizza tastes. I’d probably have a big emotional response.”

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daveybritt:

    “Oh wow, now that’s straight out of a Cameron Crowe movie. Feel this…” she said reaching for his hand to place over her chest. “Forget Freud and all those guys, keep it up with those kind of words of wisdom and you just might inspire...inspire, period.” Thinking on it a moment, she feigned physical chills before a grin replaced the thought process, “And when I win, it works perfectly for you because I give the worst back rubs and I don’t do anything either so your back would just end up being really sore all the time. This is good, lead the way, Channing…”

Chase smirked at her reaction, pressing his hand over her chest and feigning a shocked look. “I have that effect on the ladies. When you’re so deeply inspiring, even the toughest girls fall victim to my smooth lines,” Chase laughed, moving his hand away from her and grinning. “Interesting. So, it’s in my best interest for you to win this bet? I see what you’re up to. The good news is I love giving back rubs to pretty girls,” he remarked, getting up quickly from his seat. “Alright, I’ll take you back to my room. I’d do it here and now, but I don’t want anyone other than you getting a free show.” Chase led her through the corridor of the house, giving a sassy strut as he did so before stopping at the door of his room. “This is where all the magic happens and by that I mean lots of gaming and eating Cheetos.”

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mercedescochran:

“They make deals and endorsements for exposure of products, usually in most cases they get an agent to handle all that. Basic stuff,” she said with a shrug. Though with his face, Mercedes doubted that he’d ever be instagram famous anytime soon. “It’s actually a natural alternative to botox that’s been proven to work. Since botox is like, literally toxins. My personality is great, ask anyone who matters. I was merely being honest about your future as a stripper rolling in cash. Honesty is a great policy, you know.”

“Oh.. like those girls with the Fit Teas that had that body before they started drinking them? It all makes sense now,” he laughed a bit, actually listening to what she had to say for a moment before he went immediately back to not caring about the topic. “Isn’t everything toxic nowadays, anyways? That’s how the government does population control by making sure they poison our food, water, bath products,” Chase trailed off. “Well, thanks for that. I just think you’re a little bias. You clearly don’t like me for the whole Kappa reason.”

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gabrielkirn:

“I don’t think you will make very much. Strippers need to be attractive, fit, and know how to dance. Stick to psychology.” 

“I guess that leaves you out too. Fucking unfortunate, man.  Thanks for your tough love.”

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lexa-goldman:

“Oh, shut up! You did not just try to use that line on me, did you?” Lexa said, looking at Chase with some disbelief. She shook her head, tapping one finger on her lips. “Do you? I wouldn’t mind testing that memory. You’ll have to show me exactly what you think you remember me enjoying,” she suggested, dropping one eyelid in a playful wink afterwards. “You know I love you Kappa’s. Any guys night you have I’ll be there for. You might have to protect me from some of your more savage brothers though,” she teased.

“I totally did and I regretted it about a second later. I mean, I meant it, but I could’ve done a lot better than that,” Chase chuckled, rolling his eyes at his own cringey words. Sure, Chase wasn’t the smoothest guy around, but some people found that endearing, right? “I wouldn’t mind making sure I remembered it correctly and maybe even trying new things. You know where to find me, Lex,” Chase smirked, a smile forming on his face at her wink. “Well, aren’t you the cutest? We love having you around. Oh, don’t worry, I’m always down to protect you. They can be pretty savage, but when they see that I want you, they will back up. I can be pretty intimidating when I want to be.”

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kennedy-jackson:

Kenny laughed, “You do make a good point. But I like making sure everyone is having fun and staying safe. Someone has to top up the condom bowls in Tri Pi after all.” She was happy to accept and take pride in acting motherly sometimes. She cared about people and that wasn’t a bad thing to do. “Well, first the worst, second the best-” She teased back, winking at him, “I’d never try to surpass the King of Awesome, of course not.” Kenny honestly adored Chase. He was one of her favourite people and he always made her smile, even when the hangovers were getting her down. “Oh god, yeah. Why even bother coming if they’re going to miss the best parts?” Another laugh followed at his words, “I can’t wait to see it. Although I won’t apologise if I end up punching you if you sneak up on me like that- Cause I will. Oh god. Don’t even remind me about Walmart. That was just embarrassing.”

“Topping the condom bowls, huh? Is that your true designated assignment at Tri Pi? You girls really are wild. I just have to, like, do the dishes and clean up after the parties. A condom bowl actually sounds like a genius idea and we might have to steal that from you girls. No glove, no love,” Chase laughed at the idea, knowing damn well the Kappas would do what they wanted to regardless of what was right in front of them. “Damn -- that is how that saying goes. I can’t argue that very fact,” he chuckled and shook his head. “I guess they go to take a snapchat story and a free beer and then they go back to their dorm. I’ll never understand it myself. They miss the streakers, fights, and party games by a solid hour.” Chase was as Kappa as they came and knew a thing or two about what went down at parties at their house. It was never a dull night in their house. “Deal. Embarrassing? I thought it was cute! We were sad, stoned, and looking for our best friend. Can you say friendship goals or what?”

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bellsvargas:

“That’s very true, uh as of now Public Relations and a Communications minor but thinking of adding business, partly because who doesn’t love a good business degree. It gets you everywhere basically. Lucky lucky you, it was complete torture, honestly I slept through half the lectures anyway. See, goals” she joked. “Don’t say I didn’t think about your grade, just barely is better than completely failing it so you could be in a worse situation… hopefully you don’t get there but you still have some levels between that level and now.” She shrugged. “I’d say that’s your summer assignment but that sounds to schoolish. Well, I supposed. Of course, I try. But if you do witness anything, remember, snitches get stitches.”

“Damn.  Aren’t you a bit of an overachiever? Honestly, nothing wrong with having a few different minors. I thought of picking up a minor at one point and maybe I still will, but I have to decide what I actually want to do with my life first,” he said with a shrug of his shoulders. “Slept through half the lectures and passed it? At least you can say that much. I’d likely fail if I slept in too many of my classes and the thought is tempting,” he smirked. “I appreciate your various ideas. I really do, Bell -- never doubt that, but I’m for sure passing on this one. I’ll just call it a goal and keep it at that, so it doesn’t sound too schoolish. What kinda guy do you think I am, anyway? ’m far from being a snitch.”

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karma-clayton:

“Ew, now that image has found its way into my mind and I don’t like what I’m seeing.” Karma tried to shake the image from her mind. “But, yes, you’re right about that.” She sighed. “This week is almost over, though, but it seems like it’s taking forever.” She nodded. “Nah, I don’t think too many moms would. Yeah, It’s definitely not a good idea to constantly use alcohol for a confidence boost. I know I sure as hell wouldn’t want you stripping for me." 

“Hey, I didn’t ask you to picture that, but I guess it comes naturally when you think of zombies,” he laughed at her reaction. “Finals week always feels about a month long. I don’t know how we survive it every semester,” he remarked. “Okay, harsh. I didn’t peg you for the type of person who would want a stripper, anyway.”

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gisellebelle:

“I don’t get to cook very much at least not food from home, so I’m extremely excited. I love introducing people to my favorite things, its nice. Besides, seeing someone satisfied after a meal is something to be proud of.” She said with a laugh. “Did you ever learn to cook? I’m just wondering.”

“So, it’s sort of like a visit home while staying right where you are? That makes sense,” Chase smiled brightly. “Uh, I know the very basics of cooking. I’m not the worst in my house by far. I don’t know if I could create a full course fancy meal, though.”