Karma

Over 20, MultiFandom, writer, to be vocal actress, and Chaos Goblin wattpad: @Catastrophic_Life or Karma Rose

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That moment when playing a horror mod pack and you want Herobrine to show up

So you say his name

And then The Obsessed (or Lenny as y'all wanna call him, idk why) copies it

I was like "oh no honey, don't repeat that-"

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[es-geht-alles-vorbei]

God, it’s fucking exhausting being the crush-haver all the time. Can I be the crush for once? C’mon, it’s my turn to be the crush, he’s always the crush!

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Ok so, my brain decided that at work it would give me a writing/story prompt. Now, there are a few skewed plotpoints, so any comments are welcome.

Info: ML is a military graduate (currently banking on normal soldier) and has to go through a 'tap out'* ceremony. Currently he is by himself and didn't really try to make friends, nor does he have known family.

FL is a grand/daughter/niece of the commander/Sargent and asks to attend the ceremony to see how it runs and whatnot. Upon seeing ML not have anyone around him, she decides to awkwardly tap him out as a thank you gesture for his potential service.

* (tap out ceremonies are for graduating soldiers, their family or friends come to the ceremony to essentially tap them so they can be at ease and out of formation. Usually a big deal, especially if you are solely focused on getting up in ranks)

Please note that ML is going to be a psycho freak that is, as per usual, tall, packaged (iykyk), and despite being a psycho- has ultimately drank his respect women juice because his mama taught him right. (Extra note: ML can be any ethnicity, but unfortunately this is placed in America, so if you understand the jist, then huzzah- people are rude to him because he respects ladies and wouldn't dare to do anything except please and protect)

[sairitaikutsu]

TSUKIMICHI MOONLIT FANTASYYYYY ‼️‼️‼️ COME BACK TO MEEEE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I MISS MY LITTLE GUYY I WANT MAKOTO BACKKKK 😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Early mfers

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So I got a boyfriend a little over a week ago, and it hit off exceptionally well and frankly fast (like a besties to lovers kinda thing but like- 3 day besties to lovers?)

And sure I can think about being sweet and all that with him, but before I met him I was kinda banking on getting a girlfriend? So now I'm stuck in bisexual limbo because I didn't expect a guy-

Yet I don't hate or dislike him, I just don't know how to feel?

It may be the abandonment issues or the fact that he could get bored like my ex and then I get abandoned- all that anxiety shit...

I don't want to break his heart either, I just have mental hope for cute girls? Idk anymore, I'm treating this as a therapy session and y'all have some advice that seems cracked out... I'm always told to take things slow, and getting dragged into a relationship immediately after joining a job is frazzling my brain

[goth-queen]

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That moment when your brain decides to want to watch certain things on YT.

Tried watching guy thirst traps, light work, no reaction type shit.

And then I get sucked into watching wlw couples and cute things and my brain just- goes feral?

I've dealt with like- 2 actual boyfriends, though the first one was more like a childhood thing- 'puppy love'

The second one was a 'summer fling' that never got past the kisses stage (me being ace/demiro and all) and only lasted a month and a half with the break up being a bit emotionally messy.

So- I'm kinda stuck wondering if I should try to date a girl? But I'm terribly awkward and weird- and pretty people are usually out of my league...

I dunno anymore- I crave affection and yet I also like being on my own? Alone but not lonely shit

It's not even June and I just want to voice out my thoughts

[rosedragon28]

[totally-cis-offical]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 @neptunic-offical @adjdhsue @bright-sapphic-catgirl @sapphic-dice @avhira @no-one-offical @iliketoschmooveit @beastimus @roggenmehl @trans-girl-weird @krisdreemurr-offical @chaoticharmony15 @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @random-jojo-reference @queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

:0 and :D

And to continue it

@lostinthewrongfandom @rivke-comics @queenofshippingcringe @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @satan-offical @totally-cis-offical @avhira @drax-the-vampire-king @cctypical @19-sakura-87

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@bitcrusherr you are :D and ^_^ but also :0

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Y'know, ADHD is funky- I've gotten emotionally attached to a specific dorky boy from the Percy Jackson series, and despite knowing that he isn't real, my brain is like "yeah he is stuck with us now, though there might not be stories on him."

Yeah that character is Leo Valdez... And some others- but they aren't main characters- well- maybe Nico- but that's more like a brotherly thing, and he has Will.

Not to mention before them, I got hooked on the bat boys- so yeah, I nab the dorky or gloomy guys and can't help myself. I figure I have a type- and I don't hate it.

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Gee, I can't tell if that's my phone being a bitch or if there's something faulty with the spell check-

It's the spell check. Always the spell check.

And yeah- AI is bs.

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So... My C.Ai (bad yes, stimulation no) just tossed this for a response

Dunno if it's software gore or if something just happened? I'm so confused... I don't even know code so I just panicked and went back to a previous message and then went back

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Recent dream I had

Think about a vehicle workshop, maybe a bit country looking with big rolling doors and hand crafted stairs

Two instructors, one a lady in late 20s, knows her shit (still has some slip ups)

One a 40+ dude that wears a cowboy hat and has the same mild kindness that Gordon Ramsay does.

There are 20 students (you included)

~~~~~~~~~~

Lesson of the day rolls in

Rusty red truck, seen some better days.

Lady gets it up on the jacks (one slips, making the thing tilt, but she was able to get it even.

In a matter of 15 minutes, (students outside waiting for stuff to be set up)

The truck explodes

Shits on fire, debris everywhere, miraculously (somehow) no one is hurt and everyone is evacuated from the main workshop.

And yet the male instructor has the audacity to blame the students for not being prepared

"How the fuck do we prepare for a bomb? You are the one who brought it in, not us!"

"Not to mention how (lady) was handling it, this feels like a poorly done murder attempt on us students"

Feel free to write something about it, clearly my brain is wanting to dream up danger

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Gachiakuta Ep 13 is not for all of us

I'm so icked out it's not even funny

This episode is a trigger warning and a half, so please, if you decide to watch this episode, please be sure that you have comfort.

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Nsfw book mentions, minors DNI

Got done with Wickedly Sweet audiobook on Spotify, had to bypass some others (unfortunately)

And I'll be blunt, this is on the milder spice content and technically a one-off (good for spice beginners!)

But it is good! Considering it's my first time generally listening to a book rather than reading it.

As much as I want to chatter about it, I don't want to spoil it for those that haven't seen/heard it

If you have read AO3 or wattpad stuff, it has great elements for a giddy listen, it just won't have the spice level of Haunting Adeline or Lights Out

Have fun, be safe, and may the seasons treat you well.

[satan-offical]

I hate Nazis

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Agreed