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Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made
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Emily Wilson's absolutely fucking savage review of The Odyssey film has made me want to re-read her translation and also maybe propose marriage.
"It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warriorās glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible."
she fucking murdered himmmmm ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø
Making the important points, no sex, rubbish food, why bother?
You wouldnāt think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. Itās like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:
Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning
Donāt fuck with flamingos
ā¦.. Didnāt know most of that
Huh⦠so thatās why zoos donāt put them somewhere warm during winter.
Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about themāthey can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything elseāwater so salty it burns your skin.
American flamingos just drink that shit
(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that itās naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.
When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.
It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:
Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything elseāand it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.
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Flamingos can survive in high altitudes, hypersaline conditions, and caustic lakes.
Source: āAll flamingo species have evolved to live in some of the planetās most extreme wetlands, like caustic āsoda lakesā, hypersaline lagoons or high-altitude salt flats.ā
They can survive water so alkaline it burns human skin.
Source: āMore than a million lesser flamingos breed in Tanzaniaās Lake Natron, for instance, a lake fed by hot springs with water so alkaline that it can strip away human skin (one pioneering flamingo researcher named Leslie Brown spent months in Nairobi General Hospital after burning his legs wading out to observe where the birds nested).ā
They can drink water at near-boiling temperatures.
Source: āThey can drink water at near boiling point to collect freshwater from springs and geysers at lake edges. If no freshwater is available, flamingos can use glands in their head that remove salt, draining it out from their nasal cavity.ā
The lakes they inhabit can freeze overnight, and the flamingos can survive once it thaws in the morning.
Source: āThe birds may seem to epitomize the tropics, but they also live in the Andes, 15,000 feet above sea level, where they rest on lakes that freeze around them overnight.
āYouāll see them sitting there like snowballs, frozen on ice,ā Dr. Arengo said. āAnd as the temperature warms up, they thaw out, fluff themselves up and go about their business.āā
The photo is indeed from Lake Natron, taken by photographer Nick Brandt. The content of the lake chemically preserves animal corpses that die there. You can see more photos of this here.
It is also true that 75% of Lesser Flamingos are hatches on Lake Natron.
Source: āThe lakeās landscape is surreal and deadlyāand made even more bizarre by the fact that itās the place where nearly 75 percent of the worldās lesser flamingos are born.ā
Some species of Flamingo eat cyanobacteria or algae.
Source: āFlamingos have very specialised diets. And their food is responsible for their famous pink colouration. The two species in Planet Earth II eat a lot of floating microscopic algae, which contains carotenoid pigments, the same types of chemical that make carrots orange. These pigments turn their feathers pink, orange and red ā without them, flamingos would be white.ā
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This is an idea I started since May but only had time to finish just now.
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i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
In updates, Parliament has confirmed that Count Binface won't be allowed to wear the bin or costume in Parliament:
He also did an interview:
Truly hoping that we as a nation can bring the Boaty Mc Boatface energy thatās required to this election.
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I'm noticing a pattern here... this time with our beloved jerejean, 3x0 again š§š·