CatBagz

We’re a moderately entertaining website built out of the scaffolding of a moderately unsuccessful eCommerce business. I would liken this to being a member of a comedy club that meets randomly throughout the year in an old Sears.

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What Fucking Year Is It?

Jesus Christ God Damn Do you remember what year it is? Remember those halcyon days where drinking on the job<span class="more-dots">...</spa

Can you even remember what year it is? Or what year is next? Is it 2023? Is it 2020? There’s two entire fucking years in between those two that it might also be and I’m going to bet all you could say was ‘Nah, couldn’t be.’ Right? Well what fucking year is it then?

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Welcome Back to Spen’ Dat Stim’ – A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly

A Semi-Bi-Annual Blog Post from the Internets Only Cat-Faced-Bag-Blog, CatBagz.com

Welcome Back to Spen’ Dat Stim’ – A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly

A Semi-Bi-Annual Blog Post from the Internets Only Cat-Faced-Bag-Blog, CatBagz.com Scooter here. Do you know what time it is? Do<span class=

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Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring

Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring - CatBagz

Get Your Shirt On, Then Get Your Other Shit On Cause Here Comes Spring, You Greasy Butter Goblins.

But, whatever the reason, the heat ain’t your thing, you stand here post-Holiday Season, hating the Spring. And there ain’t no way to stop it from coming, regardless of how much shit you steal from peoples houses to throw off a mountain.

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Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their Ultra Creepy AirBNB

This AirBNB Was Never Ever the Scene of a Grisly Crime – Really!

Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB - CatBagz

Ted and Thedore have decided to put their own home up for rent on AirBNB. They promise nothing unsavory has ever occured in their ex-sex-dun

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Go Fund Yourself

Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10

Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10

You Ain't Gonna Believe This But Dracula's castle is sitting on a figurative gold mine, a literal dirt mine, and for $10 some of it is going

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Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?

The CatBagz Crew Hold an Impromptu Press Conference About a Highly Concerning Business Decision – Partnering with GovernmentLizard.com

Oh No Baby, What is You Doing? - CatBagz

The CatBagz Crew Hold an Impromptu Press Conference About a Highly Concerning Business Decision – Partnering with GovernmentLizard.com

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We Examine Some Pop Song Lyrics That We Didn’t Understand On The First Go Around

In this article, we wholeheartedly admit we can barely understand what the people on the radio are singing but we'll do our best to guess. Maroon 5 will build a ship for their lover. Rachel Platten sings about boats...

Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us - CatBagz

We examine some pop song lyrics that we didn't understand on the first go around, including classics like Body Like a Back Hoe and a song ab

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Yet Another Superfluous Marketing Recap

Wherein we outline the terrifying amount of data we've captured about your behavior while you browsed yourself silly on awful Ebay products.

Your Year in CatBagz - CatBagz

Your Year in CatBagz – Yet Another Superfluous Marketing Recap