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21 | they/he | transmasc/nby gay i’m cringe (and dumb) but i am free multifandom multishipper canon is just a suggestion, i will likely mischaracterize your faves but im just having fun and saying shit <3 obnoxiously gay and make all my faves gay too

[catboyidia]

since alastor and vincent both smoke, i fully believe vincent would convince alastor to shotgun the smoke with him, to which alastor begrudgingly agrees, but then alastor becomes the one to constantly just grab vincent’s face and blow his smoke in vincent’s mouth any chance he gets

[catboyidia]

i love to think that vincent sees alastor as the most beautiful man in the world, so anytime he sees alastor doing literally anything with anyone else, he gets a little worried that they’ll try to make a move on alastor and that alastor will reciprocate, so frequently alastor has to keep reassuring vincent that if he didn’t want vincent anymore that vincent would be long dead already

[catboyidia]

domestic applemedia except it’s just things they do that annoy each other

- vincent watches tv all night at a volume just loud enough to be annoying and hard to fall asleep to

- lucifer is the worlds worst blanket and pillow hog, he also often sprawls out and takes up most of the bed in his sleep

- vincent snores unbelievably loud

- alastor likes to stay up all night reading by candlelight cause he thinks it’s a less harsh and dimmer light source so it won’t bother them, except he has like 5 big candles lit which defeats the purpose of a dimmer light

- if alastor wakes up super early or is woken up by the others, everyone has to be awake and he will purposely keep them all awake by subtle means

- vincent cannot remember to close cabinets or the fridge or really any door

- alastor hogs all the storage space, closet, bookshelves, drawers, you name it and he has overtaken it, his stuff is just cluttered absolutely everywhere

- lucifer won’t leave the ac alone and will keep the house ridiculously cold or hot and claims it’s the perfect temp

- they all take ridiculously long times in the bathroom for showers, getting ready, morning/night routines, every one of them has something they take far longer than necessary for

- vincent is a total tv hog and lucifer is always trying to fight for his ability to use it

- whenever vincent complains about a pet peeve he has of lucifer, alastor takes lucifer’s side even if it’s something that bugs him too just to annoy vincent

[catboyidia]

something i love so dearly about radiostatic is alastor being a deer and the concept that vox has shark like features or at least likes to think he’s so shark like and cool because it gives off such predator x prey kinds of vibes except alastor actually is the one that has vincent wrapped around him, alastor holds all the power over vox

[catboyidia]

i think alastor will lovingly mock and tease vincent but oftentimes goes too far and doesn’t realize it until vincent’s storming away with tears in his eyes that he’ll deny wholeheartedly

the first time it happened alastor was confused cause he was so sure he was coming off as affectionate towards vincent, so he tried to keep going and got even more teasing, but vincent just looked like a kicked puppy, and alastor was absolutely shocked when he finally realized his narcissistic god complex having vincent could have insecurities and that he was pushing on every one of them

sometimes alastor does it on purpose though so he has an excuse to see vincent in his pouty sad puppy mood and so he can seem like an even better sweet comforting boyfriend, and vincent is far too love struck and affection starved that he never realizes or at least never confronts alastor on it, because he does enjoy the “doting” and affection even if he did know that alastor had him wrapped around alastor’s finger, right where alastor wanted him to be

[catboyidia]

alastor and vincent would probably frequently get into petty arguments while they’re hiding a body/killing, but for some reason one night they get into a particularly bad fight while hiding a body and go separate ways after vincent screams at alastor that maybe he’d be better off if he did kill alastor when they met

but when alastor doesn’t come home that night, he goes out into the woods, assuming alastor had just spent the night in his cabin instead, only for vincent to come across alastor’s lifeless body slumped against a tree, and for a moment vincent assumes alastor is just playing a shitty prank on him to make him regret what he said, but he quickly realizes that it wasn’t a joke, and he blames himself for leaving alastor alone that night

[catboyidia]

vox having the chance to go back in time, going back to when him and alastor were friends but he has all the memories and hindsight that he cant let go of so he’s just subconsciously self sabotaging their relationship the entire time in fear of falling in love (even if he doesn’t want to, the feelings still linger) and getting hurt again

[catboyidia]

adam acting overly sexual cause he’s scared to be actually romantic with anyone anymore, even if he doesn’t actually want anything sexual either, and lucifer who has always been more of a hopeless romantic

lucifer is always slowly but surely breaking down adam’s walls even though he doesn’t expect adam to ever feel safe enough being romantic, he’s patient and he can see through adam’s defenses

but adam eventually does start opening up again, he loves lucifer and hates feeling like his over sexualizing of everything is giving lucifer the wrong message, especially because adam can see lucifer’s patience and the lengths lucifer is going for him to feel secure in the relationship

[catboyidia]

alastor would constantly play with and tug on vox’s little wire tail, but alastor keeps his tail tucked into his pants and never lets his back face vox so vox can’t do the same to him

especially drunk alastor cause he just cant keep his hands to himself and is just all over vox and his tail lol and alastor probably tries to use vox’s tail like a leash for vox too

[catboyidia]

i feel like alastor would actually be the one to learn and “keep up” with new slang and memes more than vincent, so alastor would be the one driving vincent absolutely batshit with it until it becomes a natural part of vincents vocabulary, and vincent doesn’t even realize it til it becomes a trending clip from one of his broadcasts

[catboyidia]

omega vox would convince valentino to give him scent blockers and alpha pheromones so he could try to impress omega alastor, only to find out that alastor despises alphas and their scents

but alastor is also smart enough to know that vox’s alpha pheromones are fake, he can still smell the underlying omega scent from vox, but he plays along and “insults” vox (hes still repulsed even by the fake alpha pheromones) but he keeps it a slight bit lighter than he would for an actual alpha to not totally push away vox

alastor quickly regrets that decision when he finally gets vox to be honest and embrace his omega nature because vox gets too overly egotistical about it, and because alastor is very reactive to vox’s natural pheromones

[catboyidia]

Saw your homophobic murdermedia post and just wanted to share (this is long I'm sorry I got excited)

Alastors decades were actually more queer friendly than the 1950s. Speakeasies and the prohibition Era were filled with a lot of queer community and while it was still outward rejected and seen as an issue by society, it wasn't nearly as attacked as it was in the 1950s when the Hays code was in effect along with McCarthyism and there were psych wards lobotomizing gay people.

In fact, there are movies from the 1920s that were queer focused that I only first heard about from an Elder Transgender Woman I'm friends with. History Channel ( https://www.history.com/articles/gay-culture-roaring-twenties-prohibition) also cites that there were even Queer balls that caught on for a while until things like the Hays Code took over + stock market crash (in times of insecurity like a stock market crash people tended to cling on to "traditional" ideas in an effort to maintain some idea of stability).

And with Alcohol being prohibited and speakeasies bringing unfiltered mixes of people together people had to be more open or at least tolerable to things because otherwise it got everyone's alcohol taken away. Likely one of the few times in our history people did fairly well on a group project. So there were all sorts of mixes of people.

Basically I'm saying Alastor would likely be more accepting and apt to accept Vincent's attraction to him and any he has in return. Alastor likely was in the speakeasie scene in the 20s based on the scene with Mimzy and in the early 1900s red ties were a sleeper code to indicate being queer, which Alastor wears. I'm not sure if the writers kept that in mind or not but it's one of the things that kind of fell into place. So there's a lot both historically and some in-show to suggest Alastor would actually be the accepting one of the two of them. He likely was around a lot of Queer folks even if he didn't identify as one himself, and since he does seem to have a "root for the underdog" kind of mentality he likely wouldn't have hated them either.

Alastors real disgust with his feelings would more likely be that he feels them for an arrogant white man lol. Not because it's a man.

Vincent, however, being a product of the 30s in teen/young adulthood, then the 40s and 50s, would've had a much harder him with homophobia and his internal and externalization of that. So Vincent would be the one being hot and cold and panicking at every point and would refuse to label it (like he does still with Val).

So yeah that's my little mini queer history info dump from a queer Transman who likes hanging with the elders 😊😁

that’s actually very fascinating, i forgot that would’ve been around the same time as all that, im bad at dates and never put too much thought into things lmao but that makes lots of sense actually

thank you actually and dont apologize for the long ask!!! 🥰

[catboyidia]

the concept of homophobic murdermedia

they both lived in times where being gay was the worst thing ever (especially alastor)

so when they meet irl and are experiencing feelings that are entirely unheard of to them towards each other they don’t know how to face it whatsoever

alastor would have an easier time understanding what he was feeling towards vox but would still feel disgusted by it, even though he already knows worse perils of being a very looked down upon minority in that time period

vox would be absolutely disgusting by the concept of being so far outside the norm though, vox would have a million mental breakdowns and somehow end up being soothed by alastor after every one

they eventually get together but still struggle to call it a relationship and even worse when anyone else notices how close they are, they are nothing but paranoid, scared and full of self hatred, which leads to some amount of animosity between them too because neither one can accept how they feel about eachother

(and to an extent i like to imagine thats similar to why alastor had such a horrible reaction to vox suggesting that they form a duo, he was too scared and disgusted at the concept of needing to come to terms with the fact that he was gay and had feelings for vox)

[catboyidia]

what if vox always made flirtatious jokes and jokingly asked alastor out everytime they were both super drunk, so when vox actually proposed a partnership to alastor, he laughed because he assumed it was joke, but he already laughing enough that he couldn’t stop even when he realized vox was being serious

but vox drunkenly assumed alastor knew he was being serious but still laughed at him because vox’s chances of ever getting with someone like alastor were so slim, causing vox to feel insecure for the first time ever, which causes vox to try to awkwardly laugh it off as well and try to pretend like it was just another flirty joke because he didn’t want alastor especially to see him as weak

[catboyidia]

everyone always talks about vox probably rants for hours on end about sharks, but in return i think alastor also goes on crazy long autistic rants about murder/torture/cannibalism and vox suddenly understands why alastor teases him so much about shark rants

[catboyidia]

what if vincent and alastor loved each other when they were alive but alastor didn’t recognize vincent in hell and thats why he treated vox so badly, he was waiting for his dearly beloved while never realizing he was right in front of him the whole time because he didn’t expect vincent to die so “young”

vox recognizes alastor during their first meeting but at no point does alastor believe him, he just thinks someone knew him in life and was trying to get with him by using his love for vincent, and after a while vox starts doubting that alastor is HIS alastor

[catboyidia]

make more Adamsapple headcanons I'll validate and support each one of them

i fear you place far too much faith in my head so do prepare to be disappointed! (fr though that’s actually so sweet to me, thank you so much!!!)

- upon finding out about lucifer’s duck affinity, adam relentlessly makes fun of lucifer, calling it pathetic and just being absolutely ruthless about it, until lucifer makes one specifically for adam (its the cutest little rockstar looking duck anyone has ever seen) and poor adam almost dies on the spot, he still teases lucifer but he keeps his duck on him at all times, getting all stupid and “its not like i like it or anything” any time lucifer points it out or tries to return the teasing

- they both have attachment issues because adam’s afraid someone is going to steal lucifer away from him, and lucifer is terrified adam is going to just up and leave him one day without warning, but they both refuse to talk about it, though whenever one or both of them wake up in the middle of the night from nightmares, they’ve learned how to silently comfort each other and pretend it never happened in the morning, both vaguely aware of each others problems without acknowledging them unless they wanna lightheartedly tease each other about it

- adam does feel some vague protectiveness over lucifer even though he’d never admit it

- adam has to break the news to lucifer that half the things lucifer says comes off as a horrific freaky innuendo

- lucifer always pokes fun at adam for “letting himself go”, but any time adam expresses any desire to lose weight lucifer loses his mind and goes into cheesy compliment overdrive (with a bit of guilt)

- lucifer constantly starts meaningless petty arguments just for the fun of it, he loves seeing adam get all worked up