How Did A Cat Get In Here?

watch out this cat likes to bother DBD blogs (ask/interactive blog), icon art done by the wonderful @frank-a-mori-son 💜 Mun is 29 @mightaswellbeacat

[mspaintgf]

*happy kitty purrs while kneading the ghost. the best of massages* ^ ω ^

[ask-theghostface-deactivated202]

Hey man, I wasn't too kind to ya a lil while back, I realise you were just trying to help. I appreciate it and... I'm sorry I blew up at you.

Ah, don’t worry about it. I can’t stay mad at you. Never was mad at you in the first place. Just let me know if you change your mind on my offer?

[ask-theghostface-deactivated202]

*loudly scratches across the wood floor of the lodge, spooked to the point of being floofed up* FRANK! SNEK! *jumps up onto his shoulders and hides behind his head* There’s a SNEK in the other room!! It’s SO BIG, Frank! HALP!! *... the ‘snek’ turns out to be just a cucumber upon investigation*

“Nobody fucks with my legion! Not even a fucking snake!”

[sarahseeandersen]

[iridescent-bottom]

*a black cat sits just outside the exit of the new Frank’s most recent trial, waiting patiently for him with a bag of HARIBO Starmix™* ... *said bag of gummies... may have dirt covering it’s outside, but the bag looked to be intact... so the soft candies might still be good? The kitty sure hoped they were!* ... !!! *perks up as she spots Frank approaching the exit* Mr Frank! I heard that you are new so I bring you welcome things! Will chew candies be ok? Mrrr?? ㅇωㅇ??? [ @catbynightlight ]

@catbynightlight

[ask-theoverseer-max]

can I commit arson with you

...Alright... Later though.

[catbynightlight]

*looks to Max* ... what is a ‘arson’??

[ask-theoverseer-max]

Its a colorful use of vocabulary that basically means to start a fire.

[catbynightlight]

... ... ... oh.

[catbynightlight]

-leaves a pouch of catnip and some mouse toys in your stocking- happy holidays, kitten!

“ ... ... ... Happy ... Happy Hallwaydays ... to you ... too~”

*slow spaced out purrs*

@chimeracarnival

[ask-theoverseer-max]

*a black cat approaches the new killer with a banana held in her mouth, only to set it down infront of him so she could speak* Welcome to the Fog, Mr Third! Since you are new I bring you gift! The Good-Luck-Banana! You are Welcome, Mrrr! ㅇωㅇ

Heh..

  *Though his helmet’s on, he lets out a side smirk as the small black cat approaches him with a banana. He slides off his Helmet for the first time since being here and gives the cat some head scratches* 

    “Seems this place never runs out of things to surprise me. First, I’m working for a pile of Spider legs, Next my co-workers are either covered in blood or aren’t even human. “

   “Guess this is one of the first surprises that haven’t made me feel worse since I got here. Thank you little one.”

@mightaswellbeacat

[frank-a-mori-son]

How did you get a cat in the entity's realm? Doesn't it scare off the birds that watch the survivors?

“I think that’s something you gotta ask @mightaswellbeacat “

[sushilegion]

*a black cat meows at Danny with the hope of gaining his attention* Excuse me, Mr Ghost? I just wanted to say, I think you have very pretty eyes! The glowing is my favorite! Mrrr! ΦωΦ 💜

“Ahh don’t know how you got here but thanks fuzzball 💚”

[bloody-mixtapes]

26 “Hey Frank! Have you ever been sooooo happy that you purred? ㅇωㅇ??”

Super detailed questions about your OCs (not technically an OC but lets go with it)

26.  How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions?

“I wouldn't say the noise I made was purring, to be honest with you.  Though, when I get happy I tend to get pretty loud and bouncy depending on the circumstance, other times, it's just a tiny smile.  I’m not an. . .openly happy person very often.”

[frank-a-mori-son]

*meows as you leave your last trial* Frank! Great job with that last trial, mrrr! I am big proud of you!! You make it look so easy! I tried to trial once recently but the survivors didn’t even take me seriously... D-Do you maybe have any tips for how someone like me can do better??? Mrrr??

“This place really knows how to suck the joy out of anything...” 

[frank-a-mori-son]

*quiet concerned cat noises* hey, Frank... is you ok?? I... I found you a choco bar... I heard once that choco bars can help when a human is feeling the hurts •́ ∧ •̀

“Yeah I’m... I’m fine. Thanks for the chocolate” 

[frank-a-mori-son]

*sneaks to Frank while Grossface is busy answering questions and tries to chew through the ropes super quiet with my tiny sharp cat teeth* Ф∀Ф;;;

“Nice try...”

[babysitter-problems]

*brings Steve his shades before his next trial* Here, Mr Steve! These will protect you from all the flashlights! ΦωΦ

“Thank you kitty. I appreciate it. These flashlights were worsening my headaches.”

[ask-theghostface-deactivated202]

Can I join your Legion? I’ve been working really hard on being scary! ΦωΦ

“Alright, listen up whiskers. Keep your mask on and get at least one kill per trial, got it?”

[bloody-mixtapes]

Sweets: have you ever been trick or treating? 🍬🍫🍭🍫🍬

🎃Halloween asks🎃

A few times, more so when I met my three chuckle fucks.  Honestly, it was more about stealing the candies of kids I scared than actually tricker treating.  But I remember going a few times with my family and a few of the foster families.  It was never really my thing.