Tyler: how petty can you get?
Xavier: i once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about.
Xavier: *gets down on one knee*
Tyler: oh my god, its finally happening!
Tyler: the poison is kicking in.
Tyler: i was thinking of doing a talent show-
Xavier: you? Magic? Tyler, it says talent show.
Tyler: *kicks the door down panicking*
Xavier: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Xavier: Tyler!! My face is on fire!
Tyler: Xavier! Are you ok?!
Xavier: oh yes, im fine. I just said that to make sure you’d come in here quickly.
Tyler: but your face is on fire?
Xavier: yes, its much faster than shaving.
Xavier: god, give me patience.
Tyler: i think you mean ‘give me strength’.
Xavier: if god gave me strength, you’d be dead.
Xavier: top 30 reasons why Xavier is sorry… Number 5 will suprise you!
Tyler: top 30 anime deaths… Number 1: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!
Xavier: remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Tyler: stop romanticizing the past.