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• Caterfritter [ Caterpillar + Fritter] !
[ grubhumor -> caterfritter ]
- Toyhouse Page - - Art Fight - (I own more characters than shown)
My comms are open
waoh stop spinning you're too fasts for me, and i'm a finch.
and im a finch
im striped
When you’re 10 and you’re about to discover the lgbt community
Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.
Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.
It's June 5th again!
some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes
i will never get over this one i’m afraid
"I want to be a dragon."
never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit
When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately
one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
how it feels to submit an attack on artfight
you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.
you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.
you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.
you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.
you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.
you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.
you have to be kind. you have to be kind.
A Reference Guide For Recognizing Far Right Groups, Symbols, and Dog Whistles
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people need to be less weird towards butch transfems, intersex transfems, masculine transfems, gnc transfems, transfems who dont ID as women, transfems with short hair, transfems who want to have (or keep) their muscles, transfems who want to have (or keep) their beard, transfems who want to be (or stay) hairy, transfems who dont (or can't) constantly smile/act soft, and any other thing people keep being weird about.
oh and stop being weird to transfems of colour with ANY presentation or label, full stop. stop forcing white femininity onto us. stop forcing white american standards onto us.
brought to you by a gnc, intersex transfem of colour, who's covered in hair and loves it!! i like to be both butch and femme but anything i do as a transfem come with such high expectations
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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken