It never got weird enough for me...

Lover of seemingly disparate connections and pervy fanfics. Focuses mainly on Transformers comics. Be warned: like most things about me, this blog is NSFW.

[80slesbiab]

GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Dana Scully horny on main

[slayerbuffy]

[lindentreeisle]

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

[catesly]

This makes my life.

[ark-87]

I just….

@grotusque and I were talking about baby ravage and my hand just slipped…

*cries softly* baby bean ravage…

[timelessmulder]

i love pharma bc on one hand he’s a tragic villain (to a degree)

on the other he went from 0 to a fucking million as soon as he was found out

[bunsxbunsxbuns]

Cerbunus, the rabbit of Haydes

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[iwannagotoparis]

[flirtinqwithdeath]

what a big baby

[lifethe-universe-andeverything]

Since I’m a giant Classics nerd I made some Greek pottery inspired Easter eggs

[meanwhileinfillory]

You say ‘amateur’ as if it was a dirty word. ‘Amateur’ comes from the Latin word ‘amare’, which means to love. To do things for the love of it.

Mozart in the Jungle (via arewhedonyet)

[amalkova]

More DS9 sketches! Station itself, Bashir, O’Brien and Garak, I’m mostly done with the main cast but i kinda wanted to draw 3-4 of my faves more :)

[nightsver-deactivated20180415]

hey you look really cute today

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

[kanonkita]

[kanonkita]

Oh, hey. Today ended up being the day that I wasn’t too lazy after all. Lol

[decepticonsensual]

In writing, conversations are like teeth, though.

You’re allowed an infinite number, but you can only fit so many in where they’re supposed to be, and you may need to resign yourself to some of them (even some of your favourites!) living in your desk drawer, kept just for you.

[ckret2]

thank you this is the most unnerving writing advice I’ve ever seen

[twitblr]

Me for sure 😩😩😩😩

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[armandyke]

Marvel, routinely every time they have a movie coming out: Are you ready to see even more exclusive clips and footage :)

Me, someone who actually enjoys having some sense of anticipation for a movie: No?

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Big Foot Justice

[eaion]

“I know you used to be depressed for a long time, and I want to know what your motivation was to change something to not live that way anymore?”

“I think it’s important to have something to do, something to look forward to, and something to love. If you have those three things in place, then…it is not a cure-all for depression…it’s not a cure-all for mental health issues…but it’s a place to hang your hat. It’s something around which you can build your day. It’s a starting off; it’s a foundation, at least…to go from there.”

- Wentworth Miller at German Comic con, 09. 12. 2017.