The Cat-Files

Click in the top left to easily find the Cat-File you wish to read. A 'Cat-File' is a case that has been deemed unsolvable, not noticed by humans, or given minimal-priority status by the Feline Bureau of Investigation; these files are transferred to the Cat-Files unit, investigated by agents Cat Mulder and Dana Fluffy.

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(Sorry we've been quiet here at the Cat Files recently, but will be continuing where we left off soon)

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Hello, and welcome to part 6 of our ongoing Cat-File, 'Forecatsing'(!)

Agents Cat Mulder and Dana Fluffy are doing their own investigating, speaking to a cat who seems to know more than they perhaps should...

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Sorry for the delay, technical issues!

So, looks like the victim from ep 1 of the series has been found. They survived, barely. With Yappy's help and amazing predictions, is there even any work for Mulder and Fluffy to do? Find out, next week(!)

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Happy International Cat Day!

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Welcome to part 4 of 'Forcatsing'(!)

Mulder managed to endure being behind a closed door, but it looks like our criminal won't endure freedom for too much longer, not with with red hot leads like Yappy is providing. Will the fugitive from justice be caught soon? Find out more, next week Disclaimer: if your cat fits the description provided by Yappy, it does not necessarily mean they are a criminal.

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Welcome to part 3 of our story, 'Forcatsing'(!)

Poor Mulder, asked to leave while Yappy continues his masterclass of psychic ability. But don't worry, next week we'll be able to see Yappy's full profile of the criminal masterind, which will surely help solve the case.

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Hello, and welcome to part 2 of 'Forecatsing'! Another crime scene. Traces of food, but no sign of a victim. Mulder and Fluffy are on the case, but it seems like someone else was expected. Will we see them appear soon?... Find out next Tuesday Wednesday Thursday sorry for the push back, Thursday for sure this time!

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Hello!

Welcome to a new Cat-File, 'Forecatsing'. Maybe you recognize the episode it's based on...

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Happy Sunday!

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Ever wondered why you pay extra rent each month because you have a cat?

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Happy Easter!

(aka ‘Eggs Files’)

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Happy New Years!

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Hello, and welcome to A Cat-Files Christmas Carol (part 1)

Part 2 will be up in a minute

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Hello, and welcome to A Cat-Files Christmas Carol (part 2)

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

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It’s that time again, Happy Hanukkah!

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It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I'll tell a small real life story, involving cats, and a mystery... I work as a pet carer, and one of my clients was a grumpy looking cat named Murray who I adore. Over a Christmas period, his owners were gone so I was looking after him, then one day the management team I work for told me there was a card there for me. It was from Murray's owners, and had a tip, and a nice message about me taking care of him. This seemed a little strange as usualy clients leave tips at the house with any info about the pet. It was sent after I'd started looking after him, and it seemed strange. The next day, I was sitting with Murray after I'd dished up food. I was talking to him and petting him, then as I was looking around the room, I noticed that they had a camera set up to keep an eye on Murray, pointed at his favourite spot on the sofa. And then I realised the owners could see me if they happened to be watching. The card said 'We are so grateful that you take such good care of Murray', so I quickly thought about everything I'd done while looking after Murray. Then it hit me what they'd seen the day they sent the card out. It was the first day I was there this series, and I'd sat by Murray after he'd eaten, giving him a back massage (which he loves) while singing to him 'I work hard for the Murray' (to the tune of 'I work hard for the money').