Fish Fingered

& where to find them             Ask awayAustralia/23

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

They really are not smart.

[strayastoner]

[melonmemes]

Catfishing

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Sprung!

[memehumor]

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online misrepresentation is a serious issue.

[hoodhefner]

😂😂😂

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picture your parents being catfished and realise online safety is your lesson to teach 

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Catfisherpeople

G’day to whom it may concern,

I’m sure being on Tumblr implies you know your (plenty of) fish from your catfish…but do your parents? They’re on the Facebook after all, and who knows where else… We, as the children of the revolution, should give back by giving our rents the skills to protect themselves from pantscammers in their feeds. 

After all, aren’t we all kind of reblogs of our parents?

Ash

[catfishfingers-blog]

reblogging to save a love life

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

THIS is how you politely do things online! No he didn’t read but he also didn’t come in with anything inappropriate. He deserved my polite rejection and took it like a person is supposed to! One out of a million but I do enjoy at least having one to post!

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

It just always makes me think he is trying to cheat, so just in case. Here he is! 

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

Scammy here thinks that people actually carry professional photographers around with them at all times. 

[catfishfingers-blog]

BOLO

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

They have zero reading comprehension. Absolutely zero. 

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

And then he ends with the “for your age” shit. Ugh.

[jasper-rolls]

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

[hotvampireadjacent]

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

[every1one]

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[catfishfingers-blog]

The Horror That Wasn’t

While MTV’s series ‘Catfish’ may be popular enough that you’ve heard of it, do you know where it came from? The term didn’t just appear, in fact, in one of the more unsettling justifications in the film, we are given the term. I believe that was when it was coined. Here, we have a trailer for the original film:

I feel like the way this has been cut together leads the viewer to think it’ll be more of a thriller than the fun and games seen on MTV. It seems scarier, even, and I feel that that is a more appropriate approach to representing this phenomenon. After all, it’s a pretty unsettling thing. Why not show this to mum or dad and see how they take it?

[mtvcatfishcasting]

TGIF!!! Make the time pass quicker by reblogging our casting info! More info casting.mtv.com

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See, the thing is, it seems there could be a positive outcome....

[mamoru]