She wears lisptick in colors of autumn. / Her legs are slim and shapely. / Once she was as pretty as Mary Pickford but now she has the solid sadness of L'Arlésienne by Van Gogh, / although she always says she's very happy in a sad tone of voice.
hello hello meet catriona goldstein aka my boo!! she’s a stunt double for reaching for jupiter and a lot more info about her is under the cut but first and most importantly i have to introduce myself which i usually forget to do... i’m mal, 19 years young and from a beautiful country in the south named argentina. anyways like this and i’ll hit you up for plotting!!
( shelley hennig ) hey, have you seen CATRIONA GOLDSTEIN anywhere? they’re that twenty-five year old who is the STUNT DOUBLE on REACHING FOR JUPITER. if it helps they can be audacious and insouciant, plus callous and impulsive on top of it. they identify as cis female and go by she/her — no? i hope they aren’t late.
okay so catriona is pronounced like ka-tree-na but do not call her that unless you want to die. she goes by cat and will eventually accept goldstein- do not give her nicknames she will literally punch you
she was born to a single teenage girl who got pregnant bc sex with a douche she thought she loved and got kicked out of her house- her mom didn’t want her and was going to give her for adoption or figure something out
when she saw the baby looked so much like the man she loved and decided to keep her
the woman worked two jobs to gain enough money to cover the basic needs but like they lived in a trailer home in chicago
she had an average childhood like not good at all bc absent mother and picking up a lot of fights at school but also didn’t suck cause she got by ya know?
high school tho?? yeah that’s where everything changed bc somewhere along the road her mom got too into alcohol like seriously she was an alcoholic who literally quit at life and the 14 y/o cat began working the two jobs her mother previously had to make ends meet.
she was good at sports and she enjoyed gymnastics of all sorts very much, it was the only times in which she ever felt normal--- but she sucked at the rest of the classes, like no one ever supported her at home and she simply got bored by everything she was being taught
by 16 she was this girl who wore too short shorts, dark red lipstick yet dressed a lil tomboy-ish, girls thought she was weird and boys just wanted to sleep with her (which she did and a whole lot). honestly she didn’t give a fuck, her life was messed up and even the scholarship she could’ve got for her sports skills was wasted bc her grades were below average
her mother disappeared (it was more like she left in the middle of the night and never came back) and cat decided to finish school and get the fuck out of that trailer park...
so she did finish high school and grabbed all her savings (lol it wasn’t much at all) but she began looking for a better job ya know??? instead she found a guy, she met him at a very dark alley as he was robbing some lady’s purse--- needless to say they hooked up (she was super into bad shit so whatever) and she ended up leaving chicago with him bc they sort of fell in love?
he was involved in a mob and she kinda did too- drug dealing and distracting men with her body so they could be majorly robbed
at 22 after four years with the mob, she had learnt to pickpocket, knock people out, even fucking murder-- but she was in too deep and her relationship with the guy had become too toxic so after a very rough argument she took some money and left usa for good
yay canada all too cheerful people for her but a good enough place to make a start over!!
she’s made an illegall home out of an abandoned loft (probs on the further end of the city but heyy she can have roommies *wink wink*) and like after applying for many different jobs she got the stunt double one in some show bc she was athletic af and bold and honestly didn’t care
it wasn’t enough money for her to cover the basic needs and save for a real place, so she got this job as a stripper at a club for the nights and she’s used to it bc of her “jobs” when she was with the mob??
but yes okay here she is, she’s rude and defensive and doesn’t know how to love or feel or stuff- so she’s a hard one to try and interact... but she still sleeps around a lot and smokes weed bc she managed to quit everything but that annnnd well she’s straightforward and brutally honest and knows how to kill people but yeah don’t ask about that and like try not to mess up with her
I had never acted a day in my life. I started off very open-minded, and I loved it the first day… but I sucked. I was just not getting it, so I spent two years just busting my little butt, living the acting world.