#shush mal

[yabakuboi]

eddie who is kind of evil when he's horny and sexually frustrated, which directly affects his mood as a dm. he makes it absolutely painful and unsatisfying to play.

dustin who has the brightest idea in the world goes to steve, eddie's boyfriend, and says "i will literally give you anything within my power if you give that asshole a blowjob before each campaign."

steve, who is in fact NOT eddie's boyfriend, is very confused but also enjoys the idea of dustin forever being in his debt, and delivers.

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[mal-likes-biscuits]

Today’s Ask productivity is brought to you by all the stuff being down at work except the internet. Please send network stability and tea.

“I am utterly unsure what you meant by most of that, but the tea is acceptable.”

[catgoldstein-blog]

hello hello meet catriona goldstein aka my boo!! she’s a stunt double for reaching for jupiter and a lot more info about her is under the cut but first and most importantly i have to introduce myself which i usually forget to do... i’m mal, 19 years young and from a beautiful country in the south named argentina. anyways like this and i’ll hit you up for plotting!!

( shelley hennig ) hey, have you seen CATRIONA GOLDSTEIN anywhere? they’re that twenty-five year old who is the STUNT DOUBLE on REACHING FOR JUPITER. if it helps they can be audacious and insouciant, plus callous and impulsive on top of it. they identify as cis female and go by she/her — no? i hope they aren’t late. 

okay so catriona is pronounced like ka-tree-na but do not call her that unless you want to die. she goes by cat and will eventually accept goldstein- do not give her nicknames she will literally punch you

she was born to a single teenage girl who got pregnant bc sex with a douche she thought she loved and got kicked out of her house- her mom didn’t want her and was going to give her for adoption or figure something out 

when she saw the baby looked so much like the man she loved and decided to keep her

the woman worked two jobs to gain enough money to cover the basic needs but like they lived in a trailer home in chicago 

she had an average childhood like not good at all bc absent mother and picking up a lot of fights at school but also didn’t suck cause she got by ya know?

high school tho?? yeah that’s where everything changed bc somewhere along the road her mom got too into alcohol like seriously she was an alcoholic who literally quit at life and the 14 y/o cat began working the two jobs her mother previously had to make ends meet.

she was good at sports and she enjoyed gymnastics of all sorts very much, it was the only times in which she ever felt normal--- but she sucked at the rest of the classes, like no one ever supported her at home and she simply got bored by everything she was being taught

by 16 she was this girl who wore too short shorts, dark red lipstick yet dressed a lil tomboy-ish, girls thought she was weird and boys just wanted to sleep with her (which she did and a whole lot). honestly she didn’t give a fuck, her life was messed up and even the scholarship she could’ve got for her sports skills was wasted bc her grades were below average

her mother disappeared (it was more like she left in the middle of the night and never came back) and cat decided to finish school and get the fuck out of that trailer park...

so she did finish high school and grabbed all her savings (lol it wasn’t much at all) but she began looking for a better job ya know??? instead she found a guy, she met him at a very dark alley as he was robbing some lady’s purse--- needless to say they hooked up (she was super into bad shit so whatever) and she ended up leaving chicago with him bc they sort of fell in love?

he was involved in a mob and she kinda did too- drug dealing and distracting men with her body so they could be majorly robbed

at 22 after four years with the mob, she had learnt to pickpocket, knock people out, even fucking murder-- but she was in too deep and her relationship with the guy had become too toxic so after a very rough argument she took some money and left usa for good

yay canada all too cheerful people for her but a good enough place to make a start over!!

she’s made an illegall home out of an abandoned loft (probs on the further end of the city but heyy she can have roommies *wink wink*) and like after applying for many different jobs she got the stunt double one in some show bc she was athletic af and bold and honestly didn’t care

it wasn’t enough money for her to cover the basic needs and save for a real place, so she got this job as a stripper at a club for the nights and she’s used to it bc of her “jobs” when she was with the mob??

but yes okay here she is, she’s rude and defensive and doesn’t know how to love or feel or stuff- so she’s a hard one to try and interact... but she still sleeps around a lot and smokes weed bc she managed to quit everything but that annnnd well she’s straightforward and brutally honest and knows how to kill people but yeah don’t ask about that and like try not to mess up with her

PROPS FOR READING THIS FAR I LOVE YOU ALL

[yabakuboi]

Steve and Robin who are professional crashers. Weddings, funerals, proms, parties, conferences… exclusive Hollywood elite clubs, the red carpet a couple of times, and even the set of Corroded Coffin’s new music video.

“Heyyy,” Eddie says, slowly, deeply confused seeing two strangers not in staff uniforms snacking off his private table. He’s pretty sure he’s met all the actors for the day. “Can I help you?”

The girl, gaping and wide eyed, slowly puts down her donut. But the guy with his back to Eddie doesn’t even turn around.

“Oh sorry, I’m Ed’s boyfriend,” he says over his shoulder, eyes locked on the leaning tower of finger foods he’s got balancing on a plate. “We got bored in his trailer and just thought we’d look around.”

“Ed?” Eddie asks, bewildered. “Boyfriend?”

Still gaping, the girl starts flapping her arms at the guy.

“Yeaaah? You know, Eddie Munson?” he replies, voice dripping with amused derision. Finally, he turns around, smirk fading and, oh fuck, Eddie’s in trouble. “Oh,” he says now, “uh.”

“Oh fuck,” says the girl, and she starts frantically stuffing her bag with food.

“Now, hey,” says the guy, a new, impish smile spreading across his pretty face, and oh god, where is Gareth when Eddie needs him? “We don’t want any trouble, handsome,” he says, putting down his plate and stepping into Eddie’s space with what can only be described as swagger. “I’m Steve, and this is Robin.”

The girl waves, still stuffing her bag frantically.

“We’re big fans,” Steve purrs.

And see, Eddie might be a famous rockstar—8 world tours, Super Bowl performance, 5 albums, 4 platinum, a Grammy and an Oscar—but he’s never, ever figured out what to do in front of a pair of pretty brown eyes and a nice ass. Never.

“Uh,” Eddie says. Is that chest hair? “I’m Eddie.” Oh, god. “Nice to meet you?” Oh, fuck his entire life.

Steve’s smile is down right evil. “Oh, I promise,” he says leaning right into Eddie’s ear. “I can be very nice.”

[yabakuboi]

my favorite flavor of steddie is like, eddie who is on the cusp of unhealthily obsessed with steve like if you angle it a certain way it would be Toxic™ but it's like a true and sweet enough love that it just falls short like he's not controlling and manipulative and he can do his own thing without steve but his brain is just STEVE STEVE STEVE in the background the whole time. and then you have steve who is looking at eddie like he's the coolest thing in the world, and LOVES eddie, but like in such a lovely mundane way like he daydreams about holding eddie's hand and cooking him breakfast and picking out curtains and planning a fall wedding for them kind of love.

just steve who deserves to be someone's first choice no matter what and eddie who deserves someone who looks at him like he's a regular person who deserves a normal life and chooses every single day to love eddie no matter what

[yabakuboi]

Okay, so we’ve all seen the steddie are secret friends fics, or the steddie were friends but now aren’t for *reasons* fics, but what about they were friends and no one took it seriously or noticed? Like they were in separate grades, so they wouldn’t have shared classes for a long time, and maybe not even the same lunch hour. People see Steve and Eddie hanging out or talking to each other in the halls, and think that’s just a drug deal. Eddie makes joking “king Steve” comments and Steve calls him a freak, and people think it’s bullying but actually they find it funny. Like I can fully see them being friends and no one realising or thinking it’s real.

BRO i totally missed this ask??? forgive me forgive me and i totally love this because i COMPLETELY lived this one LMAO

but ohhhh my god can you imagine? eddie talking about going to the drive in and all his friends are like

"what? why didn't you invite us? who did you go with??"

"steve? steve harrington??" and they think he's fucking with them

and conversely steve babbling about a party he went to and tommy is completely offended

"you went to a party without me?"

"sorry dude, i went with eddie munson" and tommy just rolls his eyes to the sky because as if, steve's probably hiding some girl

and ofc mid season 3 steve's bitching to eddie

"and she said i had no friends except for middle schoolers!"

"i'm you're friend!" eddie says, offended. "and im not a middle schooler!"

"i know!!" steve is griping. "i can't believe she'd forget you!" he's saying, like literally anyone else besides wayne knows they're friends.

[yabakuboi]

Steve as everyone’s favorite stray dog. Let me explain.

Eddie is pretty confused whenever he shows up to his new sheepie’s houses and Steve Harrington is there for some reason. He’s caught him napping on the Beyer’s couch, in the Wheeler’s basement, eating at the Sinclair’s dinner table. Hopper drives by in his cruiser and Steve’s in the front seat. He’s sitting on the Mayfield’s steps with Max. He’s driving around band geek Buckley to get groceries. Does this guy ever go home?

So of course Eddie asks. He really didn’t expect Steve’s answer.

“Oh, my dad kicked me out when I was 14,” he says simply. “Changed the locks and everything.”

“What?” Eddie gapes at him. “Why?!”

“Dude, if only I could tell you! Man had a temper.” Steve shrugs, like he’s talking about the weather. “But whatever, I liked it better afterwards.” And he talks about all the families in town that let him stay with them, Christmases with strangers who become friends, a freedom where most people would find uncertainty.

If Eddie tilts his head just right, he can kind of get it. But, the security of a home, of family is something he could never give up.

Anyways that’s how Steve practically moves in with the Munson’s.