Steven: you know, they say there’s one person in every friend group that everyone in the group has had a crush on at one point…
Peridot: obviously, in our group, that would be me
Amethyst: no it’s Pearl
Garnet: yup, Pearl
Jasper: agreed, it’s Pearl
Volleyball: how could it not be Pearl?
Bismuth: normally i’d be upset that you’ve all been crushing on my girlfriend, but, i mean, c’mon…it’s clearly Pearl
Lapis: definitely Pearl
Peridot: Lapis! you too?
Lapis: sorry Peri, there’s just something about her
Pearl: this is actually doing wonders for my self esteem















