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Happy Pride!

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

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1) pigtails aren’t long enough to “pull on” anymore

2) her bangs are more choppy and fun rather than seductively “framing her face”

3) her boobs aren’t half a foot off her ribcage (I’m guessing they made her wear a padded bra in Suicide Squad)

4) Her skimpy clothing looks more like a choice rather than the tired “women’s clothes strategically ripped” trope

5) she’s not wearing a fucking dog collar

letsboldlygomotherfuckers

it looks like she dressed herself and had fun with it as opposed to it being painfully obvious a man dressed her

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6) The camera is centered on her face not her chest.

cantabilechaos

You see this is what people should be talking about when they say it’s a character’s “choice” to dress a certain way. Skimpy clothing doesn’t have to scream “I’m here for you to consume” it can be “I’m wearing this because it’s fun and whether you like it or not isn’t my problem”

Also we all know Harley is a disaster bisexual and that gloriously hideous outfit is perfect for her

aimmyarrowshigh

• Her shirt no longer literally labels her a man’s property.

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this pride month please be aware of and lift up those often forgotten in our community. the disabled people, the plus-sized people, the people of colour, those in the closet, and anyone else left on the sidelines. pride is for all lgbt people, not just the photogenic out & proud white people.

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You either know a lesbian in a long distance relationship, or you are that lesbian.

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How dare you make a comment better than my original post

lizalot

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

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Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

laughingfish

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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I relate to cher from clueless in the sense that I never know what to wear and I too want to get with 90s paul rudd

gahdamnpunk

“That’s cold. Hmu tho” asgsghASJHasjsdhaJSKjash

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Effective Marketing lmao

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The red flags post has s e n t me

chris-evans

Men shouldn’t be making laws about women’s bodies.

plaidos

a series of unfortunate events is a cautionary tale against letting grown up theatre kids do their own thing unchecked

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theatre kids are all well and good when they’re just being bards in D&D and reciting Hamilton in history class but if you don’t keep an eye on them they end up starting “volunteering” for “fire departments”, kidnapping the youth & swindling children out of their inheritances. be warned.