Lady Rhea Burnt Down The Kingdom

[dimitrisdope]

happy pride, im gay

[edelgardedgelord]

and im bi!

[dimitrisdope]

make your own post.

[cathrinescrystal]

Don’t look at me I was just hugging you mother sothis o_o

[dimitrisdope]

you're?? fine??? she's edelgard?????

[cathrinescrystal]

I mean we may hate her because she started a pointless war but don’t hate for her telling us she’s bi hug her then kill her love then hate lol

[dimitrisdope]

happy pride, im gay

[edelgardedgelord]

and im bi!

[dimitrisdope]

make your own post.

[cathrinescrystal]

Don’t look at me I was just hugging you mother sothis o_o

[dimitrisdope]

happy pride, im gay

[cathrinescrystal]

:hugs: happy pride day I’m bi your highness!

[dimitrisdope]

So...Collared cat boy dimitri. -AnnoyingAnon

No

[cathrinescrystal]

Bwahahaha aunt Cathy started the horny for cat boy dimitri

[dimitrisdope]

why would you do this to me

[cathrinescrystal]

Hey I just was talking about graha in ffxiv fire emblem and the sentence ran together to make you a cat boy

[dimitrisdope]

So...Collared cat boy dimitri. -AnnoyingAnon

No

[cathrinescrystal]

Bwahahaha aunt Cathy started the horny for cat boy dimitri

[dimitrisdope]

Cat...Boy...Dimitri? -AnnoyingAnon

Im already done being feral its too late for that

[cathrinescrystal]

If it makes you feel any better there’s a cat boy Felix too hahaha

[dimitrisdope]

all of you. stop being horny

[cathrinescrystal]

But there’s a very tall lady

And a cat boy dimitri

[dimitrisdope]

really hope those last three words of that last sentence aren't all related

[cathrinescrystal]

No although in ffxiv fire emblem I’m sure someone’s used your visage hahaha

[dimitrisdope]

[cathrinescrystal]

Tbh what’s one more thing to haunt you your highness hahaha

[dimitrisdope]

all of you. stop being horny

[cathrinescrystal]

But there’s a very tall lady

And a cat boy dimitri

[dimitrisdope]

really hope those last three words of that last sentence aren't all related

[cathrinescrystal]

No although in ffxiv fire emblem I’m sure someone’s used your visage hahaha

[cathrinescrystal]

Hahahaha I was right!

[dimitrisdope]

all of you. stop being horny

[cathrinescrystal]

But there’s a very tall lady

And a cat boy dimitri

[dimitrisdope]

really hope those last three words of that last sentence aren't all related

[cathrinescrystal]

No although in ffxiv fire emblem I’m sure someone’s used your visage hahaha

[dimitrisdope]

all of you. stop being horny

[cathrinescrystal]

But there’s a very tall lady

And a cat boy dimitri

[claudescannabis]

:(

[hildashigh]

what's wrong claude

[claudescannabis]

My pet rocks fucking dieded bro

[hildashigh]

oh shit that sucks

what happened

[claudescannabis]

Apparently they were.......

Murdered

[hildashigh]

who murders rocks?? twisted bastards

[claudescannabis]

So NOW I can play detective

Detective Riegan is on the case, bitches

[hildashigh]

can I help???

[claudescannabis]

OF COURSE YOU CAN!! It’s the detective duo fa me ;)

[hildashigh]

yay!!! we've got this bestie

[claudescannabis]

Now we just need to look for clues....and find witnesses

[hildashigh]

okay! well, who usually is around here during the day?

[claudescannabis]

Now THAT’S a good question.... I bet somebody who likes being outside a lot, so Linhardt and Hubert probably didn’t do it (I’m pretty sure hubert is a vampire)

[hildashigh]

that gets rid of them... someone also had to have a motive to do it too

[claudescannabis]

Well. You know my reputation

[hildashigh]

Alright. So your enemies are:

Edelgard, Felix, Lorenz(?), Ingrid >:(, Jeralt, and Rhea

[claudescannabis]

I’m off to the interrogation room!

Just catch those guys in a sack and bring them over

[hildashigh]

Okay!! You got it!! 😊

[cathrinescrystal]

I know the culprit sirs

[dimitrisdope]

first the weeds now rocks when will you learn you are not a possum thats not how this works

Claude was a possum once

[cathrinescrystal]

[claudescannabis]

Anyone see my pet rock collection?

[judithsjane]

You still have that, boy?

[claudescannabis]

Yeah??? And what about it???

[judithsjane]

I'm just surprised. Didn't think you'd be able to keep it all together after all this time

[claudescannabis]

I can’t find it tho

[judithsjane]

Well, where did you leave it

[claudescannabis]

It was a nice evening so I left it on a table outside

[judithsjane]

Okay. Did you leave them on top of this plate?

[claudescannabis]

You mean this one, my special commemorative plate of the famous comedic bard, Uncouth Alister of Yankovic?

[judithsjane]

Yes Claude, that one

[claudescannabis]

Okay . Yes I had placed them there, that is their favorite place

[cathrinescrystal]

Claude your boyfriend ate your pets :(

[dimitrisdope]

wow these biscuits are really stale

[rodriguesreefer]

Your highness, those are rocks

[dimitrisdope]

Wow, you don't say! I thought they were a bit odd *bites another*

[rodriguesreefer]

Your Highness

[cathrinescrystal]

Growing boy needs his minerals but damn your highness eat some cheese you like that stuff and it’s edible...

[setethssmoke]

Hey Seteth!! How many priests does it take to light a candle? Just one, but they’ve got to be enlightened! Haha, just a little joke I thought you might appreciate.

I’ll say, that is quite a good one.

[cathrinescrystal]

That has to be alois I’m calling alois shenanigans

[felixsfairydust]

Kill

[hildashigh]

Okay

[cathrinescrystal]

Not a morning person are ya Felix

[felixsfairydust]

Kill

[cathrinescrystal]

Here ya go it’s cinnamon

[felixsfairydust]

That is not ketchup

[cathrinescrystal]

Do you want ketchup coffee then lol

[cathrinescrystal]

Ketchup and caffeine ya weirdo

[felixsfairydust]

Kill

[hildashigh]

Okay

[cathrinescrystal]

Not a morning person are ya Felix

[felixsfairydust]

Kill

[cathrinescrystal]

Here ya go it’s cinnamon

[felixsfairydust]

That is not ketchup

[cathrinescrystal]

Do you want ketchup coffee then lol