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Underrated love language is when people bring you fresh fruit as a gift. bonus points for peeling it for you

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White women be like “therapy”

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all men should make coffee for their women. it says it right in the bible. “Hebrew”... 🤔

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I love when people with brown eyes look up. you wouldn’t get it

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Imagine being able to control the volume in your ears. Please

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Stop charging your phone over night

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i knew my frontal lobe developed when i started enjoying bad coffee just because it’s still coffee

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Android boyfriend will change your life

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You know you’re in love when you cook them steak

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Sorry i can’t hang out today. im being haunted by the prophecy

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Sometimes you need a break from sitting down by getting up and sitting somewhere else

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In a world of endless simulations, i find myself unfollowed by reality.

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I can’t seem to escape scaffolding. think of it however you like

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I love women with a higher vibration and a esoteraesthetic superpower that only works on Tuesdays who is always ready to machine the dutchman out the quill for a drilling rig

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Bonding with people over your mutual dislike for the portuguese language is one of the highest forms of intimacy

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Take a bold step toward that dream you’ve been keeping quiet