good vibes & good times

brooke. md. 19.

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[refurbthecat]

Cats is complicated

[hungwy]

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

whore

[hungwy]

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[powerfulwizard]

Funny how this site has a magical ability to make me hate shows I’ve never watched

[powerfulwizard]

Everyone in the tags knew exactly what show this post is about

[ya-gurl-emily]

[glowingforrest]

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

[harpyhormones]

indirect kiss

[toastbutteregg]

why are dogs so cute its illegal

[valtsv]

bro just shut up for a second, okay? i’m trying to find a way to be very tender here

[gaynfl-moved]

[mjalti]

thank you for your service LEGEND

[stability]

[214-thotline-bling]

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

[toastbutteregg]

[bang]

????????

[anshelinasholie]

me

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

[outofcontextarthur]

wait mr ratburn is gay? i never considered this but honestly?? i feel like it makes sense.. i never paid much attention to him tho except i remember he made puppets??.. but i wanna hear ur reasoning i want to believe this

all the reasoning u need is right here:

this was mr ratburn in his youth. you see this? straight men cant do this. case CLOSED