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me: *is a hoe but doesn’t get any action*

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

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why did you censor the word h*ck

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because it’s a fucking bad word

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a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

arzineawrites

This is literally the greatest thing ever.

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i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened

6 months self harm free!

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SAY IT WITH ME

the mitochondria are not “deep”

the mitochondria are not “quirky”

the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

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You can’t stop me

godsperm

This whole website is on something

upseting

me too

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I’m too short for this shit

me trying to reach anything ever (via my-name-is-void)

jen02y

lobbyspider

So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.

Here’s mine:

Here’s my youngest sister’s:

And here is our middle sister’s:

Happy Birthday Jesus!

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I know who’s going through their scene phase

randumbth1ngs

amortentiafashion

Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.

expectations for 2014: yeah!!! this is gonna be the best year ever!!! i'm so excited it's gonna be so great!!!

expectations for 2015: anything but this. make it a half an ounce better and i will be so overjoyed. i am tired and sad and all i'm asking for is mediocrity please