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noah - 27 - she/they - constantly cycling through hyperfixations. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[danffodilf]

they're highkey both

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[cornercritter]

my self-indulgence. happy fucking pride.

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[xquisitedeadguy]

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[dogpuppy]

Me when I’m out of my yogurt and granola phase

[spinchingout]

emily axford chases down a bit like nobody else. beth’s sex life is this season’s ruben hopclap. the loose duke. she is good and god damn well gonna get that woman laid if it kills her

[everydaylouie]

summer book club

[polystyrenequeen]

siobhan has such a bisexual playing style but she always gets overshadowed by zac who accidentally backs himself into bisexuality season after season

[ghostdogsdyin]

Bisexual by birth v. Bisexual by curse

[kosmogrl]

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay

[kosmogrl]

as you get older you realise that anything that helps you stop feeling stuck is welcome even if it hurts at first

[corrya]

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

"Brennan is the best game changer contestant" this "Brennan is so competitive" that

Okay well I've never watched in fear as Brennan hit a bong full of whisky for a game changer now have I

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[ominous-signs]

yeah.

[romint-drake]

I'd rather have my lawyer admit I did the crime.

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this