polite menance

noah - 27 - she/they - constantly cycling through hyperfixations. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

[kosmogrl]

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay

[kosmogrl]

as you get older you realise that anything that helps you stop feeling stuck is welcome even if it hurts at first

[corrya]

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

"Brennan is the best game changer contestant" this "Brennan is so competitive" that

Okay well I've never watched in fear as Brennan hit a bong full of whisky for a game changer now have I

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[ominous-signs]

yeah.

[romint-drake]

I'd rather have my lawyer admit I did the crime.

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[dimensions-allofthem]

All the lawyer's reactions to experiencing Ally for the first time:

Their immediate reaction to the lawyers thinking they aren't a liability:

[florensicz]

i pray no one kills me for the crime of being small.

a lucy piece i was inspired to create after finishing the @saintofwhimsy fic under the same name :)

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[maxiemumdamage]

Sam doing this pose is how you know the cast have taken the challenge “say something we are legally liable for and terrified by” to heart.

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[revivivivify]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead