Cats Are The Enemy

Fighting Against Those Who would Destroy Us And Our Homes

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The horrific after effects of a cat bite

Do not click on this!

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Cat Bites Are Linked To Depression

The reason why is not fully clear. Maybe cats just dislike depressed people. 

The scientific evidence is clear, they do not like you, they do not care about you. Do not get involved! End the feline occupation of our homes! Resist!

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No respect for property. An invasive species has entered your home. 

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Movie of the week: Hausu

The story of a fucking horrible cat that kills 7 girls.

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All that you once loved is now toxic

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They haunt your life, and your career. Ask Ellen Page. 

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They do not "Play".

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Zero respect

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The Enemy

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It plots against you.

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The shameful double standard.

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Your cat is a killer. According to biologists, when they’re not curling up in your lap, cats are off killing other animals — billions of ‘em. Scientists from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute and the Fish and Wildlife Service estimate that each year, apparently bloodthirsty felines are preying on billions of birds and small mammals like indigenous chipmunks, shrews, and meadow voles. “When we ran the model, we didn’t know what to expect,” researcher Dr. Peter Marra told theNew York Times. “We were absolutely stunned by the results.”

4 to 18 — Birds killed by a typical house cat every year 8 to 21 — Small mammals killed by a typical house cat every year 1.4 billion to 3.7 billion — Total birds killed by America’s cats every year

More numbers…

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We keep telling you! They are a menace!

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No respect. They are not your friends.

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They are arming themselves! Protect yourself and your family. Buy a crossbow and a shield. 

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Gareth Morgan, an economist and environmentalist, says that the cat is actually a “friendly neighborhood serial killer”.

CATS: Bad for your health, bad for the environment, bad for the planet.

End the feline menace in your country! Deport your cats today! 

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It hates you