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[principia-discordia]

[totaldivasepisodes]

If you’re even the slightest bit concerned that your friendship could be in trouble, STAY AWAY from the top of the WWE entrance ramp.

[xiegray]

this is so pure

[mitchtheficus]

look at Enzo holding on to Cass’ trunks

[vicsy]

Cass picking Enzo up after they win their match.

[queenofblackharts]

[catsweaterbootyqueen]

honestlyyyy i’m in a lot of pain

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[demonbalor]

amazing

[tobigifs]

[helium-argon-co2]

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

[nowhites]

cancelled in 2017: cheating, side ho culture, bragging about fucking someone elses partner

hot trends for 2017: being faithful, getting engaged and/or married, respecting peoples relationships, and also beating up bitches who think being a side chick is cool and fun

[katie-the-angel-witch]

“side ho culture” sounds like a jab at polyamory

[nowhites]

no the fuck it doesnt. shut up

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

someone: skinny people are hailed as stylish no matter what dumb shit they wear and fat people have to put hyper-gendered effort into their appearance every moment of their life to receive the bare minimum of basic human decency and this is pretty shitty.

every skinny person in a 300 mile radius:  this is targeting me personally, i will have you know that every morning at breakfast my own mother callously asks if i want seconds. seeing my figure praised in literally every form of media humanly possible is actually extremely traumatic because i hate knowing that i’m societally idealised. i was born with glass bones and paper ski

[hitchcomet]

[bodysnatch3r]

they’re whispering his name through this disappearing land.

[thecasaofjulesie2]

GQ Encyclopedia of Matt Damon, his Bourne co-star Julia Stiles begins to tell the story of their encounter with Prince:

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

add “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” to the things I will now commonly say that nobody will understand

[marqweabyss]

“Pedestrian small talk” ha i love it 😂

[sappsorrow]

True Detective + text posts