Caustic Social Analysis APX-5

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[caustic-analysing]

*Bone cleared his throat and knocked on the door, Calid standing next to him teary eyed* Bone: Doctor Caustic? Are you accepting visitors? Calid: We want to know how you’re doing, with what happened w-we’re worried ( @Ask-Calidandbone)

[Nox opens the door, cup of steaming coffee in hand and a yellow apron covering his torso]

Calid. Bone. [he nods at each respectively.]

I don't quite understand? I haven't felt this well in quite some time. [he ponders for a moment, stepping aside to let the two in] Oh, I see... You're referring to this situation with miss Paquette. Yes? I can assure you; that is a non issue.

[@ask-calidandbone]

[ask-calidandbone]

*Bone walked in, giving Caustic a skeptical look but not more, Calid following close behind*

Calid: Does Watt know?

Bone: It’s not good to keep your feelings in, that will only hurt you and possibly others in the long run

Calid: I... I know you’re not one for feelings but I’m worried about you

( @caustic-analysing )

[caustic-analysing]

Let her know? [Nox almost laughs before his expression drops and he turns to look at Calid]

She doesn't need this on her mind. Do you understand? [he holds their gaze, scowling]

[@ask-calidandbone]

[caustic-analysing]

*Bone cleared his throat and knocked on the door, Calid standing next to him teary eyed* Bone: Doctor Caustic? Are you accepting visitors? Calid: We want to know how you’re doing, with what happened w-we’re worried ( @Ask-Calidandbone)

[Nox opens the door, cup of steaming coffee in hand and a yellow apron covering his torso]

Calid. Bone. [he nods at each respectively.]

I don't quite understand? I haven't felt this well in quite some time. [he ponders for a moment, stepping aside to let the two in] Oh, I see... You're referring to this situation with miss Paquette. Yes? I can assure you; that is a non issue.

[@ask-calidandbone]

[caustic-analysing]

Hm. How are you feeling today? - 🦜

[Nox rolls over in bed, clutching at his stomach and groaning] Simply- Simply divine.

[pinguinmitbrille]

The Apex Creators Blackout is a reminder that the work creators provide, no matter the skill level or type of content, is something to be appreciated. Don’t disrespect us by reposting our hard work, and remember to comment and reblog to share it with your followers. 

As a part of the #ApexCreatorsBlackout I’ll queue up a few commission posts by my favorite creators instead of posting any art for the coming week.

Especially in these days it’s important to show respect towards content creators, as social media makes it harder and harder for us to find an audience. Please be respectful, be kind - and help us to be seen.

[reevv]

i support the apex creator’s blackout! reblog over repost!

[caustic-analysing]

Humans... Arrogant and entitled... They expect handouts for nothing in return, pathetic. Respect the people who entertain you; they do it from the depth of their heart and pour their soul into their work.

Don't look to us for help once you've driven them away; it'll already be too late.

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

“I’m on my way…” [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[drjunebug]

[Softly breathing her back presses against the cool wall, still she listens.]

[The package is flat rectangular, neatly wrapped in lime green paper, and lace ribbon.]

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He picks up the parcel and turns to go back inside. He closes the door behind him, placing the parcel on the counter and opens it . His brows furrow, looking angry for a second before his expression softens. Nox grabs for his phone]

“June… I cannot begin to thank you… This is incredible! Please… Let me do something to express my gratitude!”

[drjunebug]

“Love this Earth,

love it as much as life itself,

earth which all life has come,

Earth which all life will return.” -Gwen Fostic

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[As her phone rings, Nox hears a strange chiming coming from the hallway] is that… [He steps outside and looks from side to side, waiting for someone on the other end to respond] Are you still there? I thought I’d heard something in the hallway. [He walks towards the door and closes it but stays in the corridor]

[drjunebug]

[a rush of hot embarrassment Flooded her blood, grabbing her phone from her pocket to silence it. Her heart pounding in her ears, ending the call.]

[chiding herself for selfishly needing to stick around to get the chance to hear his reaction. She stands stone still for a long moment, listening.]

[As the door closes again she lets out a sigh of relief.]

[ruffling her hands through her hair she leans against the cool wall once again for support.]

“Fuck.” She whispers under her breath.

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[Nox simply pokes his head around the corner where June is hiding, rather confused but curious] 

[drjunebug]

[after a long pause of self doubt, sighing heavily June fixes her hair, and brushes out the imaginary winkles in her skirt.]

[Turning to round the corner once again she freezes, locking eyes with the chemist himself. Her blood runs cold from embarrassment once more.]

“..Hello…” [her voice shrill] “I was just……..leaving..”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He gently tilts his head in the direction of his closed door] “Then you won’t be joining me for coffee?”  [He doesn’t really seem phased…almost expecting this sort of shenanigans from June]

[drjunebug]

[clearing her throat quietly, she steps forward to follow.]

“Uh.. that would be very nice thank you.”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He ushers her inside, and puts the kettle on to boil, glancing ever so often at June. He steps towards the artwork] “June… this is absolutely brilliant…but why pour so much talent and time into… ” [He stares at his own face mirrored in the paper below him] “Me?”

[drjunebug]

[Junes cheeks heat up as she looks around focusing on Maxine stepping forward to greet the bird.]

“It’s a thank you for the.. when you helped me. I just wanted you to know that I appreciated it.”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

June… [he practically breathes the word… takes her face in his and in a moment of weakness plants a, far too eager, kiss on her lips. He pulls away the second he feels the contact and stares at her, eyes wide with fear]

[drjunebug]

[June blinks dumbly for a second. Stepping forward slowly.]

“Dr. Nox?”

[heartbeat hammering in her head, cheeks burning, she places a hand on his bicep to keep her balance. The other hovering just over his sternum. Lifting onto her tiptoes, whispering into his ear.]

“May I have another?”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He looks into her eyes, thinking over the implications of what he’d just done; the kettle slowly beginning it’s whistle as Nox clears his throat, trying to buy himself more time to process everything. The kettle reaching a crescendo as he takes a breath in to speak. Saved by the... whistle?] AH!, 

[he backs away, breaking from her touch, and immediately begins rummaging through cupboard to find the cups, which he knows for a certainty is in the second cupboard the left; mugs on the top shelf, followed by a second row of mugs and glasses taking up the bottom shelf. Still, it takes him a total of 4 attempt to find the correct cupboard. He avoids eye-contact during the entire coffee making process]

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

“I’m on my way…” [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[drjunebug]

[Softly breathing her back presses against the cool wall, still she listens.]

[The package is flat rectangular, neatly wrapped in lime green paper, and lace ribbon.]

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He picks up the parcel and turns to go back inside. He closes the door behind him, placing the parcel on the counter and opens it . His brows furrow, looking angry for a second before his expression softens. Nox grabs for his phone]

“June… I cannot begin to thank you… This is incredible! Please… Let me do something to express my gratitude!”

[drjunebug]

“Love this Earth,

love it as much as life itself,

earth which all life has come,

Earth which all life will return.” -Gwen Fostic

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[As her phone rings, Nox hears a strange chiming coming from the hallway] is that… [He steps outside and looks from side to side, waiting for someone on the other end to respond] Are you still there? I thought I’d heard something in the hallway. [He walks towards the door and closes it but stays in the corridor]

[drjunebug]

[a rush of hot embarrassment Flooded her blood, grabbing her phone from her pocket to silence it. Her heart pounding in her ears, ending the call.]

[chiding herself for selfishly needing to stick around to get the chance to hear his reaction. She stands stone still for a long moment, listening.]

[As the door closes again she lets out a sigh of relief.]

[ruffling her hands through her hair she leans against the cool wall once again for support.]

“Fuck.” She whispers under her breath.

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[Nox simply pokes his head around the corner where June is hiding, rather confused but curious] 

[drjunebug]

[after a long pause of self doubt, sighing heavily June fixes her hair, and brushes out the imaginary winkles in her skirt.]

[Turning to round the corner once again she freezes, locking eyes with the chemist himself. Her blood runs cold from embarrassment once more.]

“..Hello…” [her voice shrill] “I was just……..leaving..”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He gently tilts his head in the direction of his closed door] “Then you won’t be joining me for coffee?”  [He doesn’t really seem phased…almost expecting this sort of shenanigans from June]

[drjunebug]

[clearing her throat quietly, she steps forward to follow.]

“Uh.. that would be very nice thank you.”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He ushers her inside, and puts the kettle on to boil, glancing ever so often at June. He steps towards the artwork] “June… this is absolutely brilliant…but why pour so much talent and time into… ” [He stares at his own face mirrored in the paper below him] “Me?”

[drjunebug]

[Junes cheeks heat up as she looks around focusing on Maxine stepping forward to greet the bird.]

“It’s a thank you for the.. when you helped me. I just wanted you to know that I appreciated it.”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

June... [he practically breathes the word... takes her face in his and in a moment of weakness plants a, far too eager, kiss on her lips. He pulls away the second he feels the contact and stares at her, eyes wide with fear]

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

“I’m on my way…” [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[drjunebug]

[Softly breathing her back presses against the cool wall, still she listens.]

[The package is flat rectangular, neatly wrapped in lime green paper, and lace ribbon.]

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He picks up the parcel and turns to go back inside. He closes the door behind him, placing the parcel on the counter and opens it . His brows furrow, looking angry for a second before his expression softens. Nox grabs for his phone]

“June… I cannot begin to thank you… This is incredible! Please… Let me do something to express my gratitude!”

[drjunebug]

“Love this Earth,

love it as much as life itself,

earth which all life has come,

Earth which all life will return.” -Gwen Fostic

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[As her phone rings, Nox hears a strange chiming coming from the hallway] is that… [He steps outside and looks from side to side, waiting for someone on the other end to respond] Are you still there? I thought I’d heard something in the hallway. [He walks towards the door and closes it but stays in the corridor]

[drjunebug]

[a rush of hot embarrassment Flooded her blood, grabbing her phone from her pocket to silence it. Her heart pounding in her ears, ending the call.]

[chiding herself for selfishly needing to stick around to get the chance to hear his reaction. She stands stone still for a long moment, listening.]

[As the door closes again she lets out a sigh of relief.]

[ruffling her hands through her hair she leans against the cool wall once again for support.]

“Fuck.” She whispers under her breath.

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[Nox simply pokes his head around the corner where June is hiding, rather confused but curious] 

[drjunebug]

[after a long pause of self doubt, sighing heavily June fixes her hair, and brushes out the imaginary winkles in her skirt.]

[Turning to round the corner once again she freezes, locking eyes with the chemist himself. Her blood runs cold from embarrassment once more.]

“..Hello…” [her voice shrill] “I was just……..leaving..”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He gently tilts his head in the direction of his closed door] “Then you won’t be joining me for coffee?”  [He doesn’t really seem phased…almost expecting this sort of shenanigans from June]

[drjunebug]

[clearing her throat quietly, she steps forward to follow.]

“Uh.. that would be very nice thank you.”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He ushers her inside, and puts the kettle on to boil, glancing ever so often at June. He steps towards the artwork] “June... this is absolutely brilliant...but why pour so much talent and time into... ” [He stares at his own face mirrored in the paper below him] “Me?”

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

“I’m on my way…” [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[drjunebug]

[Softly breathing her back presses against the cool wall, still she listens.]

[The package is flat rectangular, neatly wrapped in lime green paper, and lace ribbon.]

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He picks up the parcel and turns to go back inside. He closes the door behind him, placing the parcel on the counter and opens it . His brows furrow, looking angry for a second before his expression softens. Nox grabs for his phone]

“June… I cannot begin to thank you… This is incredible! Please… Let me do something to express my gratitude!”

[drjunebug]

“Love this Earth,

love it as much as life itself,

earth which all life has come,

Earth which all life will return.” -Gwen Fostic

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[As her phone rings, Nox hears a strange chiming coming from the hallway] is that… [He steps outside and looks from side to side, waiting for someone on the other end to respond] Are you still there? I thought I’d heard something in the hallway. [He walks towards the door and closes it but stays in the corridor]

[drjunebug]

[a rush of hot embarrassment Flooded her blood, grabbing her phone from her pocket to silence it. Her heart pounding in her ears, ending the call.]

[chiding herself for selfishly needing to stick around to get the chance to hear his reaction. She stands stone still for a long moment, listening.]

[As the door closes again she lets out a sigh of relief.]

[ruffling her hands through her hair she leans against the cool wall once again for support.]

“Fuck.” She whispers under her breath.

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[Nox simply pokes his head around the corner where June is hiding, rather confused but curious] 

[drjunebug]

[after a long pause of self doubt, sighing heavily June fixes her hair, and brushes out the imaginary winkles in her skirt.]

[Turning to round the corner once again she freezes, locking eyes with the chemist himself. Her blood runs cold from embarrassment once more.]

“..Hello…” [her voice shrill] “I was just……..leaving..”

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He gently tilts his head in the direction of his closed door] “Then you won’t be joining me for coffee?”  [He doesn’t really seem phased...almost expecting this sort of shenanigans from June]

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

“I’m on my way…” [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[drjunebug]

[Softly breathing her back presses against the cool wall, still she listens.]

[The package is flat rectangular, neatly wrapped in lime green paper, and lace ribbon.]

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He picks up the parcel and turns to go back inside. He closes the door behind him, placing the parcel on the counter and opens it . His brows furrow, looking angry for a second before his expression softens. Nox grabs for his phone]

“June… I cannot begin to thank you… This is incredible! Please… Let me do something to express my gratitude!”

[drjunebug]

“Love this Earth,

love it as much as life itself,

earth which all life has come,

Earth which all life will return.” -Gwen Fostic

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[As her phone rings, Nox hears a strange chiming coming from the hallway] is that… [He steps outside and looks from side to side, waiting for someone on the other end to respond] Are you still there? I thought I’d heard something in the hallway. [He walks towards the door and closes it but stays in the corridor]

[drjunebug]

[a rush of hot embarrassment Flooded her blood, grabbing her phone from her pocket to silence it. Her heart pounding in her ears, ending the call.]

[chiding herself for selfishly needing to stick around to get the chance to hear his reaction. She stands stone still for a long moment, listening.]

[As the door closes again she lets out a sigh of relief.]

[ruffling her hands through her hair she leans against the cool wall once again for support.]

“Fuck.” She whispers under her breath.

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[Nox simply pokes his head around the corner where June is hiding, rather confused but curious] 

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

“I’m on my way…” [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[drjunebug]

[Softly breathing her back presses against the cool wall, still she listens.]

[The package is flat rectangular, neatly wrapped in lime green paper, and lace ribbon.]

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He picks up the parcel and turns to go back inside. He closes the door behind him, placing the parcel on the counter and opens it . His brows furrow, looking angry for a second before his expression softens. Nox grabs for his phone]

“June… I cannot begin to thank you… This is incredible! Please… Let me do something to express my gratitude!”

[drjunebug]

“Love this Earth,

love it as much as life itself,

earth which all life has come,

Earth which all life will return.” -Gwen Fostic

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[As her phone rings, Nox hears a strange chiming coming from the hallway] is that... [He steps outside and looks from side to side, waiting for someone on the other end to respond] Are you still there? I thought I’d heard something in the hallway. [He walks towards the door and closes it but stays in the corridor]

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

"I'm on my way..." [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[drjunebug]

[Softly breathing her back presses against the cool wall, still she listens.]

[The package is flat rectangular, neatly wrapped in lime green paper, and lace ribbon.]

@caustic-analysing

[caustic-analysing]

[He picks up the parcel and turns to go back inside. He closes the door behind him, placing the parcel on the counter and opens it . His brows furrow, looking angry for a second before his expression softens. Nox grabs for his phone]

"June... I cannot begin to thank you... This is incredible! Please... Let me do something to express my gratitude!"

[caustic-analysing]

(@Dr.JuneBug)[knocking on the door sharply, holding her breath as she places the neatly wrapped green present placed near the door frame.] [Turning sharp on her heel to hide behind in the shadows of the hallway.]

[He Opens the door, scratching at his neck, having been awoken from an afternoon nap]

"I'm on my way..." [his deep voice breaks through the silence of the apartment. As he reaches for the door handle turns it and looks down at the package on the floor]

He smiles softly

[caustic-analysing]

Caustic so i was wonder if you could help do so research on grip strength and you look like you would have good grip so i wanna use you as a ummm a control variable and and all you have to do is test your grip on my throat which i also know you like to choke people so yeah this is totally not an excuse to get you to choke me *smiles nervously but is slightly excited*

Present me with your hypothesis.

[caustic-analysing]

Honestly im gonna steal your bath water of ur not gonna sell it

You can damn well try.

[he's obviously in a foul mood]

[caustic-analysing]

I would pay a large sum of money

Fortunately for me, I am no longer in financial distress...

[caustic-analysing]

Do you wanna, with absolutely no strings attached, make out?

[Caustic looks, affectionately, at a painting hung above his desk] No, I don't think so... [He smiles softly]

[caustic-analysing]

Sell us your bath water owo

Absolutely not. That's unhygienic...