My Sexual Orientation is the Star Trek Theme Song

Felicia, 26. DA sideblog is bitchofthebilds

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[pangur-and-grim]

.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

[pangur-and-grim]

literally trained them both to perform seasons greasons. this is horrible

[thoodleoo]

love when a museum is giving a description of an artifact and they put a question mark in the description because we aren't really sure. like

yeah that sure is dog (?)

[the-goon-master]

[geminiagentgreen]

[5bi5]

Honestly if I knew it was my last day in the time loop I think I’d get kinda sad and nostalgic about it

[reihea]

SUPERNATURAL 1.01 PILOT

[squinkarific]

i've found it, my favorite dungeon meshi panel

[devmoth]

[elliespectacular]

I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed

[nerdasaurus1200]

Who would make the best Thanksgiving dinner?

Frodo

Sam

Merry

Pippin

Legolas

Aragorn

Gimli

Gandalf

Boromir

Voting ended onDec 5, 2025

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter (x)

[segamascott]

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[necrowyrm]

Just like the Titanic

[trainsg1rl]

it is actually in many pieces :(

[hyydraworks]

Something about little guys, packed up for travellin' 🤌

[charlesoberonn]

[virtu-typhoon]

[scifikimmi]

[captain-starskull]

[charlesoberonn]

[emperorpenguin]

These two fire extinguishers at my work

[edge-complains-and-loves-art]

Had to draw them

[charlesoberonn]

They share the highs and the lows.